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Artist description
We're just a bunch of homoerotic high school kids who are trying to our "thangs" wet.
Thanks to.................Sorry (if anybody remembered what used to be next), for good reasons, we've taken the stats off. |
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Music Style
Pop Punk |
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Musical Influences
Less Than Jake, Yellowcard, Rufio, The Sums, blink 182, mxpx... |
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Similar Artists
Starting Line, Blink 182, Satans Uncle |
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Artist History
Once upon a time Jason's Father beat him loud, savagely, and painfully. Soon after a young man named Taylor took Jason under his wing.
From this horrific act of child abuse, the band you have come to know as "Quik Feet" was born.
Now there were 3 different bands and they are as follows: Uninvited Guest, All But One, and Serosis of the Liver.
Uninvited Guest consisted of Jason, Seth, Rob, and Jace Mechum. The band broke up because Jace ran a "dictatorship" and professed to be king.
All But One consisted of Taylor, Spence Hatch, Brandon Lomax, and Matt Miya. They broke up due to Spences lack of self control, Tay's monopoly on song writing, crappy sports schedules, they never really had a permanent drummer.
Serosis of the Liver was Todd, The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Spiderman, Bart Simpson, and Godzilla. The band got started when Todd recieved letters expressing interest to start a band with him from all of those characters previously mentioned. These letters were in his parents hand writing. The band broke up becuase nobody ever showed up to practice. Ever...
One day we were on our way up to Kid Vicious's house and Todd, Jason, and Seth were talking about starting a band. Todd gave birth to the name Quik Feet.
On Super Bowl sunday (January 31, 2003) which I (Taylor B. Christensen) lost $20 on the queer Raiders. After losing the $20, I received a phone call from none other than Todd at Jason's house. Jason, Seth, Todd, and Rob had been watching the super bowl when Robs dad Barry A.K.A. the Colonel, told Rob that if we could get a band together we could play the Layton city Valentines Dance with his band.
Todd asked me if I wanted to play with Jason, Rob, Seth and himself. I said I wouldn't have it any other way.
Through that, we got our first gig and became a band. By the way, we apologize to anyone and everyone who's feelings we may have accidentally hurt in this bio.
Amen. |
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Group Members
Taylor "Pappy T." Christensen: Guitar and Vocals.
Jason "Pretty J." Voss: Vocals and Skin flute.
Todd "Masta T." Hair: Guitar and Bass.
Rob "B-Russ" Sanderson: Guitar and Bass.
Seth "Sethx Machine" Pulver: Drums. |
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Instruments
2 guitars, 1 bass, 2 microphones, and 1 drumset, 5 skin flutes |
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Albums
Five on One, Clown Punch, Freshly Squezed, (the previous are to be recorded) |
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Press Reviews
"The public has voted! Seth kisses boys!" -New york times
"Jason has the worst case of Crotch Dot! It keeps listeners on the edge of their seats knowing he has a common ailment!" -Standard Examinar
"The one they call Pappy T. is hung like a horse! When can we see more of him naked?!" -Salt Lake Tribune
"todd really has nothing to brag about except his outie belly button, his spread out nipples, his weird spine, and his
abilty to have almost no hair onhis body but a gorrilla living next to his snake and by gorrilla we mean he has a hairy
nut sack." -Layton Clipper
"Do a backflip!" -Chode weekly |
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Additional Info
Seth likes to kiss boys, as well as his kid brother. |
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Location
Layton, Utah - USA |
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