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Artist description
God & The Baby Jesuses exists as a means of salvation to all those who are starved for rock. The world owes a great deal of gratitude to God & The Baby Jesuses. Through their gospel of "guitar solos, light shows and shìt", God & The Baby Jesuses will one day save the entire world from damnation. Accept God & The Baby Jesuses as your personal savior today or suffer the consequences. |
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Music Style
high energy rock n' roll |
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Musical Influences
AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Hellacopters, Krokus, Guns n' Roses, Nashville Pussy, Thin Lizzy, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Jesus |
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Similar Artists
AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Hellacopters, Krokus, Guns n' Roses, Nashville Pussy, Thin Lizzy, Alice Cooper, Aerosmith, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Jesus |
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Artist History
In the beginning there were 6 brothers born of a virgin mother... The 5 remaining Baby Jesuses have formed a group bent on salvation, this is our story...
C.L. Christ: Vocals, Bass
C.L. Christ was once a lost man. His gospel could only be found late at night on the Internet, littered with drunken misspellings. Rock n' Roll has reclaimed the soul of C.L. Christ, making him a virtual madman on the stage of our Lord.
M.C. Christ: Guitar, Vocals.
M.C. Christ was banished by his people at the beginning of our time. His practice of "shredding" was deemed wizardry; impossible for the simple folk of his era to comprehend. He survived for thousands of years on pasta with red pepper flakes until he found salvation with God and his lost brothers, The Baby Jesuses.
D.J. Christ: Guitar.
D.J. Christ of Nazareth has seen his share of dark days. Once mutilated by red hot knives, he lived his life in seclusion. The years spent in a dried-up river valley with only his Les Paul for spiritual guidance have taught him the wicked ways of the six-string.
VV.D. Christ: Drums.
VV.D. Christ is, without a doubt, the most controversial member of the Baby Jesuses. He was created by our father in the name of sin. He is a monster and he will let you know it with evil percussion. He has been known to steal your girlfriend and will be known for seducing countless others. When you are near VV.D. Christ, do not let him drink from your cup. When VV.D. Christ can't be found at a tavern or on the stage, he's most likely sleeping in your backyard.
Big Fat Nicky Christ: Lights.
Big Fat Nicky Christ is the maker. "The pursuit of the perfect, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light." Big Fat Nicky Christ is the light.
J.H. Christ: Deceased
J.H. Christ was crucified on the cross to pay for our sins. He never really learned any instruments because he was too busy with carpentry. He was a good guy often turning water into wine so him and his brothers, The Baby Jesuses, could totally get wasted. There is always talk about him coming back but we don't think so because he kind of owes us money and shit.
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Location
Milwaukee, WI - USA |
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