Artist description We like girls....girls don't particularly like us....so we write vitriolic, spiteful songs about lust, yearning, and oral sex. It's the inner child wetting his pants I guess. No one ever picked up a guitar to change the world...we did it for the nookie.

Music Style Pop music that makes you feel dirty.

Musical Influences Cheap Trick, Moby, Big Hair Metal and the Cure

Similar Artists Tom Petty on drugs, Dada, Lenny Kravitz if he was white.

Artist History We were all conceived in cars, and that explains it all. In 1998, the planets aligned, bells rung and people everywhere felt cramps...it was pre-ordained that we would ruin modern music. Oh, and we heard there was free beer at the Holiday Inn on Ladie's Night.

Group Members Yes, we all have members, but that's not important. Craig likes to talk. Mike likes to strum, Kurt likes to play with his amp, and Rick likes to hit things.

Instruments 16 strings, 76 keys, 11 drums, 1 sampler, 1 computer, 1 ebow, 3 mics, and 1 jumbo cooler.

Albums "Live From My Bedroom!"

Press Reviews "Don't print this, but you guys stink" - Craig's Mom. "Destined for Clinical Therapy". Marianne Adelson, Craig's 8th grade guidance counselor. "Craig has written a solid repetoire of catchy guitar filled fare full of swirling instruments, introspective lyrics and a tight, condensed sound that defies the traditional pop vocabulary. Wonderful songwriting." - Sam, Craig's dog.

Additional Info Merchandise available at our website, www.localnumber69.com

Location Columbus, Ohio - USA

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