Artist description I have very light blonde hair, blue eyes, ravishing third reich looks, i enjoy sausage and stroodle (wow, that stands for S.S.! amazing).

Music Style METAL!!!

Musical Influences Tool, Some jazz, orchestral, Basil Barradarran, lots of other metal.

Similar Artists Ummm... I dont really know any bands that sound like complete and utter retards and I'm pretty sure no band I've heard act like retards while recording.

Artist History your mother. full ssssstop.

Group Members Primarily its just me (Adaptus) and random 11 (the band which isnt really a band - Just me and Sometimes Ben [aka Bastard Montgomery]), but thanks to everyone who has help me with recording and other stuff - like giving me biscuits (please?) Cool People: Gunner (Check it out at www.mp3.com/gunner) Gay Bastard Mongomery mr. furgis And last but not least... Me! - Adaptus Mechanus (Adaptus in short) - I'll be buggered if I'll tell you guys my name

Instruments Adaptus - guitar/drums/programming/rasta/bass/Vocals, Sometimes Ben (aka Bastard Montgomery) - Bass/Vocals, mr. furgis - Guitars/Vocals/Entertainment

Press Reviews "Brilliant - the best thing since the penis guillotine..." - Sunday Times N.Z. "Sausage." - Sometimes Ben "The most originally brilliant musicians since S-Club seven - Brilliant!" - The New York Times "Oh, Absolutely Brilliant... Respectably serious, while brilliant at the same time, f@#!king brilliant..." - The Liverpool Bollocks

Additional Info I think your all eatarse :P

Location Auckland, Mt. Albert - New Zealand

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