Artist description When ya thought ya had it all with your pussy metalshit, ya haven't heard Kringspiertyfus (sphinxter tyfus in English) yet! With top hits like 'Kontsnor' (Ass Mustache), 'Feces Fiesta', 'Rectal Rampage' and 'You can't write lyrics if you're a Cowboy Queer', ya get the most extreme and brutal shit to blow ya fucking mom out of the farm! Brothers Joe Bob, Edgar and Elmer Tyfus provide you with some of the rudest and disgusting death/grind ya ever hear...

Music Style Brutal Redneck Deathmetal

Musical Influences Influences are gay

Similar Artists mortician, blood duster, disembowelment, disgorge, cannibal corpse, deicide,

Artist History The idea of Kringspiertyfus was born in the head of Elmer, who wanted to create deathmetal beyond the borders of extremity. At that time, the year 2002, deathmetal had become some sort of 'trend', how strange this may seem. Because of the overload of the US deathmetal genre (nearly all new bands sounded like Suffocation clones), Elmer wanted to make less technical, but surely more brutal death. The first song of Kringspiertyfus was 'Melting to Death', which was preceded by an intro from the horrorcult 'The Incredible Melting Man'. Elmer grabbed his guitar, and because of the fact that he couldn't play a single note, the song didn't sound very professional. However, when his friends Edgar and Joe Bob heard Melting, they suggested to join Kringspiertyfus. With Joe Bob on bass/grunts, Edgar on guitar/ grunts and Elmer on drums/grunts, Kringspiertyfus has formed an utter lompness (extremely rude in dutch) combination. The alternation of extremely slow and ultra fast riffs, the preference for innovative, disgusting and puke-evoking lyrics and finally, the combination of inhuman grunts, makes Kringspiertyfus an original band. in the summer of 2002, Edgar, Joe Bob and Elmer went several times into the Rehearsal Room (a small country-barn at Elmers place) and created 10 songs. For better sound, they went to Edgars homestudio and recorded the 10 songs with good quality. This demo was titled after the song '25" Kitchen Knife". In the line of the lyrics, former Necrovile singer Jorg de Vos painted an unbelievably extreme cover, which suits the music perfectly. On this page you will find two mp3's from Kringspiertyfus' first demo. Have fun and listen to them. When interested in the whole demo, you can order it by mailing to kringspiertyfus@hotmail.com

Group Members Joe Bob, Edgar and Elmer Tyfus.

Instruments Fender Plus Deluxe strat with Dimarzio p/u, Floyd Rose Classic strat, YJM strat, '68 reissue with EMG p/u, '78 standard strat, '71 standard strat, '54 telecaster, Twin Reverb amp. Gibson: Les Paul Classic Plus, Les Paul '54 Black Beauty, Explorer with Shaller Hardware. Ibanez: RG2027XVV, JPM100P3. ESP: M-II with Seymour Duncan P/U. Takamine: Santa Fe acoustic. Mesa Boogie: Triaxis preamp, Mark III, Simulclass 2:90 Poweramp, Strategy 400 Poweramp, Single Rectifier Solo Head. Various: Beyerdynamic s250 wireless system, Ernst Custom Amplifier Switch, Behringer Ultralink Pro, Digitech Gsp2101, Tc electronic G-force, Lexicon MPX-500, Marshall Cabinets, Skb cases, Dunlop Wah's and Picks, Ernie Ball volume pedals, Roland Midi Controllers and Synths, D'Addario strings, Quick lok stands, Stage Accompany Racks, Neutrik Plugs, DAP Audio wire, Alesis Adat, Mackie Mixers, Zeck wireless, Dimarzio Pickups and straps, Levi's straps, Shaller hardware and Strapholders, Boss metalzone Hughes & Kettner Attax 200, Gibson Explorer USA, Ibanez RG7420, Epiphone LP, Honda acoustic, Koch Powertone, Marshall 9200, Marshall 1960 A cab, Marshall 1960 B cab, Koch Powertone cab, Mesa Boogie cab, 2 ADAT recorders, Dunlop stubby plectrum, Digitech RP12, Boss noisegate, D’addario .10-0.58 strings and a Cort C5.

Albums 25" Kitchen Knife

Press Reviews Wooaargghhh! With such a name, your band MUST sound brutal. And yes: the Dutch Mortician has risen! After the funny true-metal intro, Kringspiertyfus releases an unbelievable piece of ultrabrutal sound through the speakers. The three guys have a 'redneck-image' and with songtitles like 'Kontsnor' (Ass Mustache), 'Rectal Rampage' and 'You can't write lyrics if you're a cowboy queer', I've said enough about the textual level of this democd. The songs are alternated by short samples from some rednecks and horrormovies (like 'Society' and 'Friday the 13th'). The most genius song is the short 'Howdy Folks'. Although, according to the info, Elmer Tyfus plays the drums, I strongly got the impression that the drums come from a box. To be short, the ultrabrutal and ultrarude death/grind sounds really extreme and fans of the real hard work will know their way with this cd. After seeying the bandphoto, with the brothers Elmer, Edgar and Joe Bob fully armoured, I dare not to say one bad thing about this CDemo. More info at kringspiertyfus@hotmail.com (Stephan Geb�di) � Aardschok Dec 12, 2002 Yes, the ‘original band name’-award is yours, no doubt about that. Congratulations, lads! This demo-CD caught my post-adolescent eye, I imagined it to be a batch of deformed and rancid Metal that might appeal to the odd maniacal Tom, Dick or Harry, but would do best to be kept from the rest of society. It begins on a rollin’ Power Metal note, a determined Power metal vocalist really exercising those vocal cords (Stratovarius?). For a moment I fear they have somehow accidentally copied the wrong music onto the CD-ROM, but then… shots are fired…the ‘GAY’ Metal (as they call it) comes to an end is replaced with Mortician style genuinely brutal Death Metal and the track ‘Hammered To Death’ comes blasting from my speakers. This threesome with their redneck attire and music style must come from some rural area of our country. 11 songs in 11 minutes is all they need to prove their is life after Impetigo and Infest Dead. And they are 100% Dutch, would you believe it?! The band’s style is best described as heavy, bulky and down-tuned Death Metal, distinctively female unfriendly and showing a clear fascination for human excrement. About a quarter of those 11 minutes are filled with all kinds of film-samples, so it is, in fact, a rather short, but forceful introduction. There are loads of sick porn- and gore-Metal bands, of course, but usually the music rambles on in the background while I thumb the ill-conceived booklet with great amusement. This one is different in the way that the music itself is actually interesting. Not just because of the sturdy sound of this album (rather amazingly so, considering it is a demo), but the added value is undoubtedly their inconsiderate and rude sense of humour. Especially in Dutch lyrics of tracks such as ‘Kontsnor’ (Ass-moustache, with lyrics that might best be translated as “chunks stuck to your arse/ dangling, dangling, dangling/ big, fat, filthy chunks/ shitty gore), but also” You Can’t Write Lyrics If You’re A Cowboy Queer”. The real highlight of this demo must be ‘Howdy Folks’ (A guideline for identifying vocals), in which Joe Bob, Elmer and Edgar introduce themselves. Funny bugger that I am I played it in a record store, and the customers wet themselves laughing! Strange they did not take this one to be the opening track. Maybe you should listen for yourselves (RealPlayer required): Introduction My elaborate deion above would suggested a higher score than the indicated 70 points. But let us keep it real, the music itself is really just rough and tumble racket! One song title in particular says all: ‘Utter Lompness’( Loutishness). If you like boorish, unyielding utter-rude Dutch porn-grind, in the style of bands with amusing names such as ‘Kutschurft’ (vaginal scabies) and Rompeprop (Shaggadilly?) this smelly manure bank of an album will be an absolute piece of (F)Art! So, time to go and produce a dunghill of my own. Yuk! Naughty boys! (Evil dr. Smith) � Lords of Metal Nov 14, 2002

Location Not a city, but a village, Country Side - Netherlands

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