Artist description Pump'n Ethyl, originally known as Ethyl Merman, was formed in 1993 by Turner Scott Van Blarcum and Hendrix Burns Tolliver III. In 1997, prior to their first CD release, they were forced to change their name, by the Estate of Ethyl Merman, to avoid the usual legal attack made by a surge of greedy lawyers and parasites related to the fantastic Ms. Merman. It is known that Ms. Merman was a fan of the band via Psychic Friends Network. After the mysterious abduction of the original bassist and drummer, the aliens surgically replaced them with the illegitimate siblings of Bob Dole. A fanatical band on the Texas Music Scene, voted messiest band in 1996 for trashing every venue played, and is on restraining orders from the State of Arkansas for molesting small domesticated farm animals.

Music Style Punk

Artist History Pump'n Ethyl has played with great bands such as: Billyclub, Blue Flames, Cheetah Chrome of The Dead Boys, D.O.A, FEAR, I.O.U., Kaos UK, Marky Ramone and the Intruders, M.O.D., The Mullens, The Murders, Napalm Death, Pervis, Riot Squad, R.K.L., Sloppy Seconds, Suicidal Tendencies, Testament, UK Subs, and Zeke.

Group Members Turner Scott Van Blarcum:- Lead vocalist. Turner, formally a woman prior to the addadictome, sang back-up during early rehearsals and auditions for the Spice Girls. Finally, after recovering from 3 years of depression, (the Ginger Spice incident) Turner continues his dream of one day standing in the shoes of Les McKeown (Bay City Rollers). Hendrix Burns Tolliver III - Lead guitar. Hank was born in the back seat of a '63 Impala convertible during a meteor shower. Learned guitar at age 2, proclaimed prodigy by Castro and by age 5, he was first chair in the Cuban Nationalist Symphony. Currently head master of the School for Wayward Pregnant Catholic Teens. Mark Ehr - Bass. Mark has been in several pornographic films that have been banned from video due to poor image quality. He experienced a mediocre rise to stardom in 1983 for a guest appearance on Different Strokes. He denies any ties to any militia uprising in the Safeway Stores. Mark Baker - Percussion. Mark joined the band in 1997. Currently masturbating to magazines found in dental offices and subway terminals. He has five convictions for indecent exposure at several area rest homes and is an accomplished underachiever.

Instruments dr, gtr, bs, vox

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Location DALLAS, TX - USA

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