Artist description we're three white boys from a rock in the middle of the pacific, that have nothing better to do but give eachother rimjobs on a weekly basis

Music Style pop-punk, but not by choice

Similar Artists blink182, the ataris,%2

Artist History from the 808, originally a single-cell organism that took 70,000 years to evolve into the greatest band ever, welfair.

Group Members kaiwi (pronounced kah-ee-vee) plays guitar, and is the whiteist, luckiest, hairiest, horniest chinese guy you will ever meet in any lifetime. adam plays drums, and although he is the only one in the band with a steady girlfriend, still manages to jerk off to naked pictures of big black men. brian plays bass, and he's just plain gay. gay....gay....gay.

Instruments guitar, bass, drums

Albums Tom's Brother's Band Live on KTUH

Press Reviews Bendeho magazine wrote- "I met this band, and boy was I not impressed" Bondozine808 wrote- "....listen to welfair,I'd rather get shot in the rectum with a blowdart! And I have as a consequence!" Punk Guys Giving Head wrote- "Their music sucks, but boy can Kaiwi give good head" Demon Press wrote- "I met the bass player, brian, and that boy can chug beast! Kaiwi was really funny too in a very homoerotic way, especially when he grabbed my genitals."

Additional Info we believe that beer solves all the world's problems, especially the big ones, like venereal diseases

Location Honolulu, Hawaii - USA

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