Artist description Sidewall haircuts slicked back with more grease than you can squeeze from even the juiciest mcnugget.

Music Style None. Absolutely no style.

Musical Influences Have you ever heard any of Rod McKuen's music? I'd give almost anything I have to be able to answer NO to that question.

Similar Artists Creed, Cher, John Tesh, Yanni, Great Big Sea, I'm kidding.

Artist History In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, skip ahead, skip ahead, crown of thorns, skip ahead, skip ahead, four horseman of the apocalypse, flip back a few pages, the barn flies.

Instruments guitar, bass, drums, 2 mics, 4 tracks, and too much spare time.

Albums Torn Wing EP

Press Reviews "This band, if it really existed, much like this reviewer, would still most likely have a very difficult time getting gigs. However, it is FREE, so you shouldn't complain. Seriously, stop complaining." -- The Ohio Journal of Medicine and Foodstuffs

Additional Info The Magna Carta was signed by King John in 1215.

Location Guelph, Ontario - Canada

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