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Artist description
Well, besides from the fact that only three people on the face of the planet understand how to pronounce the name of our band correctly, we're a happy little rock trio from Earth. You know, that one planet? That looks like a bowling ball without the holes? Yeah, that's the one. |
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Music Style
Stuff that rocks people's faces off. |
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Musical Influences
We owe a whole lot to the eighth and quarter notes. And that hat lookin' thingie. We've also got to give some credit to these three bears that keep hangin' around Hylerie's house. They're our biggest fans. Why are they a musical influence? They make the strangest noises, kinda like a grunting train screaming into an accordian... |
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Similar Artists
Hobo Joe and the Cardboard Boxers |
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Artist History
We used to be called the Quewl Bynes, but nobody knew how to pronounce that so we changed it to Quriquet. Hmm... it's our theory that the letter Q needs a lot more lovin' in this language. That's what we're all about. That and trying to abolish the letter T. Stupid letter anyways... |
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Group Members
There's Thom. He plays the stratocaster. And he sings, too. And he also is a mad drum programmer. Oh... I mean... no, we have an actual drummer... he's just... a robot. His name is Quriquetron 9000, but we just call him Spud. He helps out around the house... unclogs the toilets and makes breakfast and stuff.
And then there's Alyx. He plays the rythm geetar. He's all about the Ibanez geetars. He's all like "bwooomp! bwoomp! chunka chunka bwaaaaammmp!" Yeah, that's right.
And our bass player is named Hylerie. She's got a Rogue bass. And a little Rogue amp. It kinda makes weird noises sometimes... she also sings. We don't have that song up 'cause the Riddlin' Kids might sue our collective pants off. And nobody wants to see that. |
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Instruments
Guitars. Bass guitars. Invisible drumsets with a robbit drummer |
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Albums
Quewl Bynes (2002) |
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Press Reviews
"Mindblowing... truly fantastic! - Capt. Crunch, US Marine Corps, 1920-Today
"The best band you've never had sex with!" - Chaundice McLeeta
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Additional Info
One time at reccess, I spanned way too much on the tire swing and had to go home. That was the best day of school ever. |
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Location
Polson, Montana - USA |
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