Artist description Avoid using food products in your band's name. Chances are you'll misspell it anyways. Also, chances are you'll pick some crappy food over a tasty one.

Music Style Rock/Pop/Techno Groove

Musical Influences Franz Family Fiddlers, Die Cheerleader and Cherrybang

Similar Artists NONE, well maybe Zamfir

Artist History Who am I? I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge for disadvantaged families. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week. When I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. WHO AM I?

Instruments two Ukeleles and a Juice Harp

Albums Dick Fitzwell and the Drive: Volume 1

Press Reviews What can you learn from your enemy? Most enemies have more insight about us than we'd care to admit. Sometimes you've even given them great ammo to be your personal Darth Vader. So rather than tuning them out, see if you can learn from them about your mistakes, blind spots and hot buttons. Is your information about the enemy current? Have you ever had a bad first impression from someone who later turned out to be a great friend or colleague? You might want to pause before you lump someone in the enemy's camp. They might turn out to be anything but, if you give them the benefit of the doubt. Try offering an olive branch by inviting them out for coffee. Do you realize that fighting with someone below you demeans you? Be careful about engaging someone lower in the pecking order within the organization. I'm not into slavishly adhering to hierarchies, but in this case it is true: Even if you win, you'll lose stature in the process. Can you help them? This is the ultimate surprise: to go out of your way to help an enemy. Some former enemies will hang onto their grudge, but a surprising number are probably ready to move on. Can you keep your distance? Distance probably won't make either of your hearts grow fonder, but it will reduce the hassle factor for both of you. Do you have too many enemies? Look around you, if most of the people that you work with are enemies — maybe you need to re-evaluate how you do business. That said, if you are knee-deep in problems caused by an office enemy, you may have to adopt a strategy beyond turning the other cheek. Just be sure to take a look in the mirror before you fling any stuff their way.

Location Red Lion, OHIO - USA

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