Artist description all of these songs suck, the new ones are MUCH better. hardcore / punk group from hanover twp, pa http://www.cafeshops.com/hjmsgear

Music Style http://www.cafeshops.com/hjmsgear

Musical Influences http://www.cafeshops.com/hjmsgear

Similar Artists none

Artist History it all started in 2001 when joe b was telling joey a about a drumset he made in his garage. now joey a, who had a fro at this time, thought "gee, it would be swell if we started a band". joe b thought this would be a good idea too so he put the drumset on his lap and wheeled himself down to joeys house in his wheelchair. on the way to joeys house, an oi nazi punk skinhead started making fun of joe, so joe picked a piece of glass off the side walk and stabbed the kid with it. the band then met in joeys room for the first time. they decided to call themselves 2ma because.... well... they couldnt think of anything better. the band started cranking out such hits as "i pooped my pants" at light-speed. they decided to put out a cd. since then the band has had some hard times (like a violent taunting by girl scouts) and some good times (like..... finding that quarter on the sidewalk) the band coninues to run strong and are willing to play shows (email us). ^ thats from the 2ma website. hungry jay and the midnight snacks is the same as two man army except joe b sings more, plays bass, and we got a real drummer.

Group Members joey a - guitar, vocals joe b - basshole, vocals otto matic - drums dick chainy - metronome(pacemaker, get it, oh come on it wasnt that bad)

Instruments guitar,bass,drums,kazoo,salvation army pipe organ, joeys magical farts

Press Reviews "what the hell is this shit??"- new york times "mayor mcgroaty is a shit head" - sayso "i wouldnt force mexicans to listen to this shit" - rush limbaugh "i have sex with children" - r kelly

Additional Info http://www.cafeshops.com/hjmsgear

Location Hanover twp, PA - USA

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