Artist description Name: Greg Height: 5'9" Description: Brown, curly, brillo-pad of a guy. Name: Ryan Height: 5'8" Description: Laughy, happy Ryan. Name: Larry (AKA Laurence) Height: 5'11" Description: A hairy, scary, Larry. Name: Zack? Height: 5'10" Description: Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants. Name: Ben Height: 5'11" Description: An angry, disgruntled sort.

Music Style A rich creamy blend of funk, rock, and metal.

Musical Influences Noam Chomsky, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Marshall McLuhan, Regis Philbin, Buddha, Barry Manilow, Dietrich's Cat.

Similar Artists We are one with ourselves.

Artist History We met on a jet, on our way to Tibet. While Greg did sit, and Ryan did fret. They served us peanuts, oranges galore. But not a soul told us, they were bloody with gore. Oh how I hate that Stewardess! But now they like to be called Flight Attendants.

Group Members Greg: Vocals Ryan: Guitar Larry: Bass Zack: Guitar and Shlong banjo. Ben: Drums

Instruments Everything but the kitchen mink. ?...

Albums Simiate: Live at the Kathedral, etc.

Press Reviews Vool Magazine, not yet featured in Rip it Up Magazine. Soon to be seen in Viking Porn.

Additional Info Zack's wanted in 3 states. By 5 women.

Location Newmarket, Ontario - Canada

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