Music Style Rock

Artist History Jeff and Harv first hooked up in an IBM drug-rehab program. Jeff, a hardcore cholesterol junkie, and Harv, a serious Dr. Pepper fiend, would soon find their complimentary addictions forming a strong bond between the two. They were determined to breakout of the program at once! During a daring midnight escape, they flagged down an oncoming taxi. The driver was Tom Ellis, a good and decent Christian cab driver about to be lured into the torrid and shameless lifestyle of a violent, thieving-slut of a pop artist. A good and decent man had now, sadly, been reduced to a lowly musician. How unusual for a man who never liked rap music. As the three traveled across country, fate would have them stop at Alice's Restaurant...where of course, they met Alice! Once Alice discovered their intentions to become America's number one rock band, she confessed to them that she was a hardcore vocal junkie, and would do anything (except the band members) to be singing on stage once again. After a hearty breakfast of Chorizo and eggs, the four decided to head to Tucson Arizona, the well-known Mecca of the pop music industry, to begin recording their first album. They soon began a period of serious drug and pizza-induced creativity and introspection. During one of the many late night practice sessions, with the help of the three hookers who were filling in as part-time backup singers and full-time love slaves, they caught the other members off guard, knocked them out and tied them all up with a roll of duct tape and some guitar cords. Tom intended to perform exorcisms on them all. Miraculously, Tom cast the evil demons from within, and led them all to salvation! Their spirits soared, goodness filled their hearts and they all became members of Greenpeace! They were clean and sober and free from venereal disease at last! Now they are ready for some serious rock and roll. Join us in their musical celebration of the good life, and their triumph over evil by purchasing their hit CD

Albums ONE BAD HABIT

Location Tucson, AZ - USA

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