Artist description Tempus Fugitve SR is a badass rock band out of the East SF Bay. We had to put the SR in because somebody else stole Jay's idea for a band name before he even came up with it, which must be illegal or something.

Music Style Altergrunketal Rock

Musical Influences Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, The Who, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Metallica, The Doors, Dire Straits, Tool, The Offspring, Human Life Index, Jimi Hendrix, Stone Temple Pilots, Randy Rhoads

Similar Artists Nirvana, Soundgarden, Old Green Day, Stone Temple Pilots

Artist History Once upon a time, in a magical land called Zorg, there lived three happy gnomes. Those gnomes took a lot of acid and died. They were reincarnated as tibetan monks in the plateaus of central asia and lived a long, enlightened life until the commies came and shot everybody. The next morning, they woke up as pillows in a seedy motel. The end.

Group Members Junaid H. Fatehi is a psychotic violent guitar fiend who enjoys tormenting people he doesnt know and causing early gray hairs in those who he does. His guitar's name is Amber. She is a beat-up mid-80's dark red Ibanez RG. Half the paint is missing. Chris C. Burkert is the star actor at California High School who always gets stuck with the "I'm a mean, angry bastard, but this is really just a defense mechanism because inside I'm a sensitive, loving individual who just wants to be understood" roles without exception. He is a Diabetic, which is why the women love him (that and the scathing wit.) His bass is a black Peavy Fury, who he does not love enough to have bestowed a name upon it, that heartless prick. Andrew H. Smith is sometimes mistaken for a hot black chick because of the ponytail and his gorgeous ass. If you put a hat on him, he looks like a politically correct version of Wayne as portrayed by the talented Mr. Mike Meyers. His alter ego (though he will deny it if you ask him to his face) is a small, short, skinny boy with a freshly pressed work shirt, plad tie, thich rimmed glasses and a pocket protector named Melvin, who watches people from afar. Andrew claims its just an impression, but we know the truth. Jay Winton Rubottom (dont you ever dare tell him I told you his middle name or my ass is meat)is the overbearing and thoroughly evil band nazi/mother who is oft heard to scream something like "I CANT TAKE YOU PEOPLE ANYMORE!" and "AAAAAH!!!!!!! JESUS H CHRIST! ITS JUST A G CHORD! CANT YOU PLAY A F*CKING G CHORD RIGHT, YOU MORON?!?!?!" Inside, however, that is just a defense mechanism and he is really quite a sweet and loving individual who just wants to be understood. His Guitar, a cream-colored Gibson SG, is named Cream Puff. Cream Puff is a Man. Dont Call Him a pussy, its a very manly name. He would like to say this: SHANNON! COME BACK! ITS MEEEEEE!!!!! MEH!!!!!!! Nic we-dont-know-his-last-name-and -damned-if-he'll-ever-tell-us is a very un-drummery drummer. He enjoys spending quality time with his girlfriend Laura, whom none of us have ever seen... He enjoys stealing music from Final Fantasy games and using it in songs he writes using Cakewalk, because its just so easy and none of those video game moguls will ever catch on that he stole their intellectual property oh damn did I just say that?

Instruments Andrew - Lead Vocals / Jay - Rhythm Guitar and Vocals / Junaid - Lead Guitar / Chris - Bass / Nic - Drums

Press Reviews Jay, are those passport monitors? -Dan

Location San Ramon, California - USA

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