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Artist description
A two person "Band" which always has a sugar rush.
okay, not always...usually...often...sometimes...never...you're right, we're lieing! |
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Music Style
that of combusted tortillas |
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Musical Influences
Bob.....(actually, maybe it IS Bob the builder for the influence of his highly repetative themesong) |
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Similar Artists
ha, we don't even compare to the quality of the other artists, we try though......no....no we don't, we try as hard as we can to sound as horrible as possible. If there are any influences, it's Kenna |
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Artist History
hmmm, well, on one fine day in march of 1987(that is, until he showed up), the Rubicund Tomato was born, he learned to sing like a girlyman, and after a misunderstanding where people thought he was gay(mumble,mumble), he gave up singing and his voice changed anyway. Having little talent for many musical instruments, he now composes semi-digital music with the assistance of "The Javamaster".
The JavaMaster, born a month after the Rubicund Tomato, was quickly influenced to pick up playing guitar by his father at the young age of 13/ |
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Group Members
Rubicund tomato/Resilient Banana/Ecstatic Broccoli/ Emulsified liquid gelatin/Sacrosanct Rutabaga/ The Forsaken Cantaloupe/The Renounced Prune/ The Medieval Carrot/ The Odious Raisin /Eternal DuctTape Guru
The JavaMaster/ Tonberry King/ DJ Crunchy/Captain SqueezyHead
yes, we have lots of names so that we can feel loved and that we have more than two members...it's all psychological! you can do anything if you really put your mind to it!:) (i hate cheesiness) |
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Instruments
PSR-740 (yea, i know you're drooling out there), Drums, (pretty much our only non-digitalized instrument), may have an electric guitar (this says nothing of our skill of course) and the computer (the crappiest one you have ever seen in the history of your life) |
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Albums
Funky Bunny Cereal |
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Press Reviews
--"Wow! this band really sucks! think how bad it would be if they had MORE than two members!!"
~Scissors and F-bert
--"When i was about to listen to this band, i had second thoughts and was about to make a break for it, but after I listened to them, i began to realize how much of a mistake it was to wait so long to make a break for it!"
~New York Limes
Ceiling street journal says
"ranked the worst 'band' of the century!"
"If you like shit, then listen to the Funky Bunnies Corporation, but If you like shit, I think you should see a doctor quickly, because that ain't right"
--A Rutabaga
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Additional Info
Boy, are we low budget (hints to all you rich people haha) |
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Location
Champaign, IL - USA |
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