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    Artist description
    The lymph nodes in your body are a network of glands located primarily around your spine, neck, shoulders and groin, and are the business end of your immune system. These nodes house your leukocytes, or white blood cells: the cops of your blood stream. When a white blood cell encounters a foreign body, it engulfs it and drags it back to the nearest lymph node for processing. Your immunological "memories," the blueprints for the antibodies to every disease or illness you have ever had, are in these nodes. The interloping body is matched with its antibody and that antibody is released into the blood stream to fight the infection. If there is no antibody, your immune system then attempts to produce one, but this is not a probability. Your immunological memories are acquired throughout your life by the process of catching diseases and fighting them off, or better yet, through the process of vaccination, in which the patient is purposefully infected with a small dose of dead virus, which the soma finds easily disposed. We are the Lymph Node Institute because we develop and distribute the antibodies to the psychological plagues of tomorrow. We are removing tomorrow's psychic contaminants today. Utilizing basic social models, we are sometimes able to plot the course of the continuing struggle against this trend and anticipate the types of psychological diseases that will emerge in those who cannot or will not adapt to the Enforced Global Normalcy. Since the tactics of the infection span the spectrum from covert to subliminal, our techniques are nonlinear and sub- or unconscious; you may be reading or listening to some linguistic therapy that suddenly stops "making sense," or you might be absorbing some aural therapy that suddenly disintegrates into random noise. It is not that the therapy is without information; it just means that that therapy is not appropriate to you, the individual patient, at the time, because you are not beset by the ills we are treating at that specific point in the therapy. Suffice to say that if you understand ANY of our content, then you need our services. Trust us. Beyond that, we don't want to have to live in a world full of zombies - and we are an unfortunately esthetic outfit. The Lymph Node Institute is not content to sit around waiting for new beneficent mutations to calm the herd. We fight back through you. YOU become OUR white blood cells, traveling through the system, contacting aberrant factors and bonding them to your LNI therapy and producing... well, that's where the fun starts. We can't do this without you; the more of you we have on our side, the more antibodies we will be able to anticipate and generate in time to save people just like you. We beseech you to dig deeper. Visit lymphnodeinstitute.com and listen to "BOB's Slacktime Funhouse" on 91.1 FM WREK, Atlanta or at wrek.org and partake of our therapy, for the good of whatever you consider yourself. Wishing you Continued Health and Prosperity, -The Lymph Node Institute
    Music Style
    Various
    Musical Influences
    Negativland, etc.
    Similar Artists
    Umm...
    Artist History
    Since Susie the Floozie began her half of "BOB's Slacktime Funhouse" in 1994, it ruled radio. After contributing material for years, LNI began working the show every other week in 2000. Listen to "BOB's Slacktime Funhouse" Saturday nights at 1am EST on 91.1 FM WREK, Atlanta - or via the weekly archive available at http://www.wrek.org
    Group Members
    Doc Ellis, Bugsy Parker, Swoody Swoods
    Instruments
    Various and sundry
    Albums
    The Lymph Node Institute vols.1-4; LNI: Wake & Bake! vols. 1 & 2; Bugbladder, Doc Ellis Lecture Series 1-5
    Additional Info
    http://www.wrek.org
    Location
    Atlanta, GA - USA

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