Artist description Jayro Rockola is a multi-faceted musicianando with a taste for the absurd, and an ear for the hook. Women love him, men would love to be him. But alas, there is only one, and should there only be the man with the glow-in-the dark mustache, THE VENERABLE PROFESSOR JAYRO ROCKOLA AND THE DORKTASTIC ONESOME.

Music Style Dork-core groadyness to the max

Musical Influences WEEN, Zappa, Nirvana, Your momma, Maiden, Waits

Artist History Jayro Rockola was born out of satan's ass in a barn among the sheep and the cattle in Portland Oregon. His music is ever influenced by the rugged individualism of the wild wild west and the artistic sensibilities of Velvet Elvis and skid row brothels. He was educated in the surrealist school of thought, and the anarchist school of action, and often mistakes guitars for a fish and codpieces for chocolates. All his songs are written under the influence of high quantities of malt liquor and mad dog. He aspires to one day rule the world with an iron fist, but he will settle for an aluminum one as long as his thirst for musical fodder is satiated, and he is bathed twice a day in liquid chocolate.

Group Members Professor Jayro Rockola The Dork Ranch Chorus Various Intangibles

Instruments Discumbobulater, Suzaphone, electric whizbanger, Rusty Trombone, nasamatic flutatron.

Albums 14 more reasons to eat your children

Press Reviews The Chode Review Octvember 43rd pp. 12

Location Olympia, WA - USA

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