Artist description BrakYeller is an infant troll who lives in your ear and feeds off Q-tips. Be nice to him or he'll set fire to your nostrils.

Music Style Spoken Musings and Stylistic Banter

Musical Influences New Kids on the Block, Menudo, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, and of course, Girardo.

Similar Artists The artist formerly known as Norman Rockwell.

Artist History BrakYeller began as a science project by little Kelly Stinkfinger, age 9. She set out to prove the theory that computers are always cheaper AFTER you buy them and it's too late to get your money back. What started as her science project resulted in a tragic loss of life to all who attended. Hovering outside the carnage, was a young man named John who was scribbling poetry on dirty napkins he found in the library. Because everyone else died, the judges awarded him first prize for his poems. The rest, is history. Watch the special "BrakYeller: A Life" on A&E during sweeps week. Try to keep the Dramamine handy

Group Members Huh huh huh... members...

Instruments A pad, a pen, and a lot of booze.

Albums Here's my family at Disney World. That's me trying to strangle Donald with a licorice whip. And there's me in the Disney jail. Who knew they had a jail? Well, it's in Main Street USA. And all the guards are dressed like the playing cards in

Press Reviews "BrakYeller is the greatest thing since God." -BrakYeller "BrakYeller is a great guy. He owes me five bucks." -E_B_A "What sexy feet." -Mildred Pierce "He's got to be the greatest guy I've ever worked with... I mean, ON!" -vxid "I saw him. He likes pickles." -Cristen of the Daily Times Gazzette Chronicle "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Abraham Lincoln misquoting the King James Bible "He scares me man." -Stephen King "I listen to his stuff every day! I CAN WALK! I CAN WALK!" -Christopher Reeve "Stop talking about me." -BrakYeller "Out of all the talented young poets and artists of spoken word contributing vast quantities of quality prose in the literary world today, he's certainly one of the tallest." -Herb Smoker of the Pretentious Critic Monthly "...inspired, original... the narrative tact, the perfect economy of effect defy criticism. The analogies with 'Moby Dick' are patent." -The New Yorker (talking about "Robert M. Pirsing's 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence.'") "Second ONLY to Henry Rollins... in line at the bathroom..." -Larry King (Not the real Larry King but a guy who's name, we swear, just happens to also be 'Larry King.' Don't worry. He gets that all the time.)

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Location Evans, Georgia - USA

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