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Artist description
The Winter Jogging consists of lance on vocals and harmonica and julious on guitar and back up vocals. we wanted to stray from the normal music styles with this band and do somethign niether of us had ever done. |
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Music Style
lo-fi, indie folk |
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Musical Influences
bruce springsteen, converge |
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Similar Artists
there are no popular artists in folk |
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Artist History
How you might ask did these two small time arsonists and professional fences inspectors come across gods gift to music called southern rock you may ask yourself. Well you see it started back in the old country where women are bigger than you. In accordance with all local and federal authorities a unity was made between East Germany, Poland, Hungary, Ukraine, Serbia, Kosovo, Austria, and Estonia. You see 7 soldiers came across the foggy field one day, all bearing different mothers and different motherlands. One thing brought them together though, money. We were flat broke, 7 addictions ranging from cocaine to Popsicle stick house destruction led to the formation of the most culturally diverse Eastern European Ska band. Then in our first trial by fire we lost a member in a horrific battle of the bands. Our band pressed onward with out our Serbia compadre. We swiftly became the most wicked metal band to touch these dry fields. For we thought replacing one man would be our demise. Little did we know death lurked over our polish friend's head. He found out the hard way that eject seats and helicopters just don’t mix. Rock and roll seemed the next logical choice for we had only 5 members now. Our next brush with disaster came shortly after our first record contract, for rock and roll was hip in these here times. we were prepared to stab a knife right in the heart of it, too bad in Estonia your girlfriend will do just that if you get a little loose in the pants. Now down to 4 members we quickly realized the classic rock and roll band was no longer in the cards for us, we needed something with more edge and more hair. Our hardcore band was formed. We suddenly found how popular you can get if you have a motive and beliefs, our turnip de resistance followed suit. While pressing on and spreading the good word of the turnip and denouncing the haunted lemon tree our only female band mate passed on. Seems while at home in East Germany someone slipped her a lemon in her turnip juice, and well "kaput". Damn you Stalin! With no estrogen we had no fuel to feel sensitive anymore, we felt like punks. Even better still punk rock. But a bad case of gangrene took our poor lad from Kosovo and left us with his smelly remains and a chance to start something special in America.
Lance and Julious noticed that there was a steady decline in the amount of decent southern rock. It seemed that kid rock was the only fellow attaching himself to that name. We felt the need, no the responsibility to clear southern rocks name from such a foolish and obviously under endorsed sap such as himself. The hardest problem for two time tested Eastern European rockers was to think of a name for their lustful musical experience set to southern tendencies. You see in the motherland you can get away with calling yourself a band and nothing more because we "we're bigger than you works" well, in America people actually eat everyday (some quite a few times a day) so we needed a name. On a trip to the big apple (Toledo) Lance felt his new lust for American food catching up with him he felt the need to take a quick run. Julious swiftly pointed out to him that in Toledo it was unheard of to go Winter Jogging. Lance ignored this trivial bit of information and went on his merry way.
7 hours later...
"J J Julios?"
"Yeah Lance. Where the hell have you been?"
"I guess you were right about Winter Jogging, even if you are in a southern rock experience like we are its still blasphemous"
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Group Members
lance = mike
julios = pat |
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Instruments
guitars, harmonica, vocals |
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Albums
songs sung in 6 inch voices |
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Location
sacramento/ huntington beach, CA - USA |
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