Artist description I am DiC Quiloan. My last name's pronounced "cologne" like the fragrance, but obviously spelled differently. I suck at the guitar and I can't sing for shidibee, but thank you to all of those whom I tricked into listening to a song or two. You all are beauty full and wonder full. I love you all. More than you will ever know. Do well and doubt not. Keep it on the positive 'cause we'll be high steppin. Love is a many splendid thing. I'm just having fun. You should do the same.

Music Style You tell me what it is.

Musical Influences You and your mom.

Similar Artists You and your dad?

Artist History I was born December 27th. What's your sign? Mine's the one with the goat/mermaid character figure dude, otherwise known as Capricorn. I have a birthday once a year. I have no friends except for those who are my playmates and lovers. My penis is not too big, but not too small. About two inches, give or take a few inches. Okay, okay, take a few. The size of my penis is due to myself being asian. I'm Filipino and all this other crap including Arabian. No one believes that I'm a little Arabian for some reason though. I don't know why. I look like I'm Arabian. I don't look the least bit Asian at all. Okay, okay, I do. I look Cambodian or something. But that doesn't stop me from getting the ladies. Okay, okay, it does. I can get no ladies whatsoever. But for some reason, guys try to jock me. Why is that? It's okay though. Maybe because of my style and the way I dress, which is just very awkward. Or maybe I'm just a confused trend follower. I have parents. But I don't think my dad who lives with me is my real dad. We're actually talking now though. So maybe he is. I'll never know. I have a mother that I was born from. She is awesome and yells a lot. I have a brother named Randy and a sister named Rossini. They are cool and goofy. My brother is this super human person in sports who just started high school and my sister is one of those girls who I know is going to grow up and be jocked and will, in turn, jock other guys (or maybe even girls. who knows?) all the time. But she's only a sixth grader right now. I'll have to look after her fa sho. If you want to be with her, I have to meet you first. Well, I don't HAVE to, but it would be wonder full. I have neato relatives and cousins of whom would include Ateh Mek (pronounced ah-tay mek; her real name's Mary Claire), Missa (pronounced mees-uh; her real name's Melissa [muh-lees-uh]), Manda (Amanda), Sarah, Cheryl, Jun (short for Jr.; his real name's Normalito), Meynard, and some other characters. I have cool playmates and lovers too which I cannot name because of loss of memory, but just to name a few, they would be (in no particular order) Melissa Salas, Kimberly Casuga, Markie Gonzalez, Laurence Casuga, Tina Kallivayalil, Melina Ramirez, Nahdi, Gina Michael, Angela, Jessica Flores, Ligia-Elena Diaz (booboo), Lauren Goust, Chad Salvador, Tara Frasier, Raph Cuenca, Felix Lamorena, Eric Tordesillas, Gorge De La Cruz (Lateen), Michelle Vigilia, Vince Villanueva, Heather Laudato, Heather's mom, Nicole Risley, Norka, Valerie, Ryan Fleming (flemdawg, my 40 year old, irish dad), EJ, Kristen Chapman, Kristen's sister, Adrian, Josh, Liz, Justin Farooq, Angela (lil' heffer), Jessica, Paul Talosig (puaLo), Abram Ligon, Roberto Topacio, Jeff Tuason, Herbert Valmores, Mendrick Leelin, Pieter Van Der Mark, Adrian Fierro, Nour Al-Hashimi (nourita), Joanna Quan, Tammy Hirata, Sara, Susie, Tara Frasier, AJ, Anthony Johnson, Chad Perez, Luis Gonzalez, Aaron Ilano, yAn-YaN (jOhN JoHn iLanO), Betsy Samayoa, Reyniel (100% pinoy) Ilano, Abraham Callanta, Audrey Agahan, Krystal Andaya, Nicole, Rebecca Monreal (Reccaba), Gretchen Duerkson (Gizmo), Jane Lim (Hyong), Jenny Lim (Hijong), Suzy Q, Drop Dead Fred, FaLooLa Labonisha [okay i'll stop making up names now =)], my whole class from Bosco and Josephs, my whole class from Barnabas, and others who are also radiculous.

Group Members I am Dic Quiloan.....but my band is called THE PENCIL SHARPENERS. Members in my band include me, myself, and I =). I always wanted to be in a band, but I'm not sure if I'd be such a great band member because I think I like working on my own. I've played the damn organ since 4th grade for goodness sake! That's like a one-man band =). But I still want to see how it is to be in a band. If you wanna start something.....contact me......and we will be.......THE PENCIL SHARPENERS. [also known as LOS SACAPUNTAS for those spanish speakers....and nOuR =)]

Instruments I play the guitar, have played the drums for my junior semester (thanks to mr. rivas for not helping me at all, but telling me i was doing good), want to try the bass, and have played the organ since I was in 3rd grade. I'm a one-man band.

Albums The Pencil Sharpeners (a CD in progress)

Press Reviews "What is this guy thinking?!" --Everyone =)

Additional Info Call me for fun =) home: 562-984-7770, 562-423-2067 cell: 562-760-8580

Location Long Beach, CA - USA

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