Artist description Combined Height:23 feet, 9 inches Combined Weight:785 pounds Combined Hair Length:approx:6ft (head only) 10" (facial) Eyes:blue, brown and bloodshot Combined Shoe size (yea you know what that means, ladies):44.5 Hang:all left

Music Style Heavy, Groovy, Melodic, Crunchy, Chewy, Songs of Love and Desperation (and Death).

Musical Influences The Kitchen Sink Strainer, and some from the Lav strainer too.

Similar Artists Up Yours.

Artist History Born congenital siamese quadruplets (you don't wanna know where the join was) they were soon separted after birth. Tim felt he was cheated in the ass department and resents Chads endowed glutes. Forrest apparently inherited most of the bowels and other assorted digestive tract. Darin, well, enough said about Darin.

Group Members Forrest Jackson:Git, Vocals, Butt Trumpet Darin Houle:Git, Hair Tim Divine:Bass, and cleft Chad Gaddis:Drums, your mom

Instruments Yes.

Albums No.Well, not yet.I think.

Press Reviews "I've never seen a group of four guys who look more like four guys!" ---Rolling Stone "They've put my children through college" ---Brad Milton, CEO Pabst Brewing Company "These guys pose the greatest single national threat to national security in the new millenium" ---John Ashcroft, attorney general, united states of america "They are SATAN" ---G.W.Bush, president, united states of america "hey , you got wad in my peanut butter!" ---Reeses corporation

Additional Info really, thats about it.

Location Seattle, WA - USA

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