Music Style Rock & Roll

Artist History Rumous Of Three a band story fraught with historical inaccuracies rumours of three formed, for the most part, at Thornlea secondary school in Thornhill in April of 2000. The ben schifman redemption - jolly guitar player with wild hair. Self proclaimed ‘best rhythm guitarist ever’ for his uncanny ability to play the same riff over and over without ever getting bored. Ben’s pheramones and extroadinarily dirty humour quickly intoxicated all other members of the band, and soon he became like a drug, one the others couldn’t imagine living without. Ben was once caught in hot water after repeated attempts at marrying a squirrel. The mike overton allegation - mike overton, or tron to his friends and hobbits. Tron stands approximately fifteen feet high, or fourteen feet sober, give or take. His height is exceeded only by his heart, which stands at just over sixteen feet two inches. It is often said that as a baby, tron needed a full blood transfusion in the hospital. No sketchy backseat transfusions for tron. The story goes that mike was ‘infused’ with the blood of an aging black jazzman, thus explaining his musical talent and bassing tactics. This story of course was a cruel lie, designed by the powers that be to break young tron. Our friend and bass player persevered and cast off the oppressors.. and a mighty sharoo arose from the crowd. The court jarrell experience - court jarrell, secretly mike overton’s blood doner, eventually had to make that all-too-important decision, whether to write songs, or risk a ruptured gall bladder. He is still held under close scrutiny of medical proffesionals worldwide. It is possible that court was concieved entirely of the midichlorians, though his existance has also been contributed to his parents and, to a lesser extent, their parents. Court doesn’t drive, court doesn’t fly, court avoids any unnecessary movement, but always maintains an athletically slender ankle. When asked which way he would prepare his bandmates if he were forced to consume them for a pay-per-view special, he retorts with a grin ‘ain’t nothin’ like a rumours of three chili,marjorie’. The paul reeves infection - when paul reeves dragged himself out of bed one late summer afternoon, he was heard to remark ‘uuggh… what did I do last night?’… YOU JOINED A BAND!!! A coffee and a brief vomiting session later paul was in full form rocking hard as is his m.o. paul spends his days selling wine and being tired, and his nights in front of the tv, being tired. He is an accomplished dancer and a ladies man extraordinaire. On the weekends he enjoys hiding in clothesdryers competing in solo thumbwar competitions.

Group Members court jarrell - vocals/guitar paul reeves - precussion mike overton - bass/backing vocals ben schifman - guitar

Location Thornhill, Ontario - Canada

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