Artist description Crazy. . . I like to smoke green eggs and ham.

Music Style YoU TeLL mE. . .

Musical Influences NoBOdy bUt tHe pSycHO RoD.

Similar Artists YoUr MuTHa in THe ShowER!!

Artist History LJPR was born in the mid 19th century in Kentucky where in his earlier stages of life was under the care of his great, great grandmother. One day he snapped at the site of her naked body and assassinated Abraham Lincoln. He was then really disturbed at the fact that a human life could be takin so easily. He then went on to join a circus where he performed as a the Dunk Boy for the dunk tank. He went mad and killed everyone in the circus except for the Bearded Lady, which whom he butt raped and eventually married. Unfortunatly financial problems forced them into a mutual divorce. The divorce devastated our hero and caused him to assassinate William McKinnley at the turn of the century. Later in his life he went to join the Ruff Riders along side Teddy Roosevelt, but quickly resigned because Roosevelt got all the credit at Kettle Hill in Cuba. He then went into a state of depression. He attempted suicide numerous times and was committed into a mental facility by the US courts. In the late 50's he was released from Happy Hills Mental Instituted under the condition that he would be monitored daily by a home doctor by the name of Timothy Leary. . . Timothy prescribed LJPR a new breakthrough in mental drugs called LSD. Timothy and LJPR became great friends through out the late 60's until the mid seventies when our hero mysteriously disappeared (too much LSD). Long John the Psycho Rod has now returned 30 years later with his incredible music. Listen. . . you can almost hear him crying in the background.

Group Members Long John the Psycho Rod a.k.a. B-Boy - vocals, boards, and b-dancing. Salvatore Dali - boards Paulvador Alfredo Landetti - vocals

Instruments My genitalia, radio shack microphones (don't disrespect the mic), yamaha rs7000, yamaha rm1x, reason, acid 3.0, soundforge 5.0, my multiple personalities. . .

Albums Hip Hop 2008 It Ain't Too Late. . .

Press Reviews "His music is incredibly wonderful" -Dan Rathers, USA Today. "Great fun for the whole family" -Barbara Walters, The View. "A God-Send" -Mark S. Allen, Good Morning Sacramento. "Deep and philosophical, his lyrics talk of times in todays society" -Theodore D. Goldfarb, Taking Sides "Emotional, Riviting, Innovative, and Creative" -New York Times "I have never seen someone take so many tabs of acid in one sitting" -Timothy Leary "Two very enthusiastic thumbs up" Ebert and Roeper at the movies

Additional Info Watch out for the man in the mask with the black head and no eyeballs. . . he is watching you. . . .

Location Sacramento, California - USA

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