Artist description
New material coming Feb. 2003!!!!! But as for right now check out some clssics from the Laton and The Icon vault of sexuality. |
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Music Style
Funny ish. Pure unadultered goodness. |
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Musical Influences
Chinese rap, That snake charmer music, Beethoven |
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Similar Artists
Saturday night live |
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Artist History
Tom was born in a wigwam in South Africa. As a child he created the formula for frostey flakes. As a teen he won the nobel peace prize but then lost it when he moved out of his house. Tom's musical conventions can only be described like a mix between the sounds styrofoam makes when rubbed and the sounds of electrical tape. After recieving a grammy in 1996 he was on top of the world. Then everything came crashing down. He is now seen on mp3.com.
Cory is the sexual icon that most men want to be like when they grow up. He has been pimpin ho's nation wide for the last five years and hopes to expand to a full global pimping network within the next 2. His musical talents came out when he was asked to sing the national anthem at a Ugoslave hockey game and was hit in the testicles by a hockey puck and developed a 13 octive voice range. |
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Group Members
Tom "Laton" Ragu - A self proclaimed genius. I'm the one who thinks he is black
Cory "The Icon" Braske - I'm the one who is comfortable with being caucasion.
Best TV Show - A team
Best PBS show - Bob Ross
Best Movie - Ladies Man
Best Pepsi company soft drink containing a natural structure in the name - Mountain Dew
Best NFL Kicker - Scott Norwood
Best Nickname for Scott Norwood - Scott Norwide
Best thing to say to a guy going out with a fat girl - "Hey what are you and tons-of-fun doing tonight"
Best Cheese in a can - Easy Cheese
Best Preformance inhancing drug - Steriods
Funniest Aliments - Tie - Herpes SImpex C and Hemroids
Best Place to get stuck in an elevator - Thruway office building in Liverpool NewYork
Best Place to Pee in an Elevator - Thruway office building in Liverpool NewYork
Best Dippin Song - Dirty on 85- Younbloods
Best White Car manufactured in 1990- Nissan Maxima (RIP)
Best Mobile - The teal mobile
Best Cologne - Laton and the icons - Spicy Dreams
Best Hair - Bob Ross
Best Knife- A team power knife
Best Planning CD - Paris - Sleeping with the enemy
Best mission - trying to sabatoge a car that eventually become evindence in a trial
Best route- Pennysaver ROute
Best all time saying - "Bitch I'll Slap You"
Best Crack Smoking Movie - Crazy Six
Best Scene in a movie - The frog scene in Magnolia
Worste Scene in a movie - The rest of Magnolia
The BEST CD EVER - LATON AND THE ICON - THE BEST CD EVER, EVER.
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Instruments
Ghetto symphony, Guitar |
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Albums
All songs available for purchase contact: Iverson678@hotmail.com |
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Press Reviews
"Tom is a very nice boy"- His Mom
"Cory is a sexy mofo"-Cory
"I recieve an erection everytime i listen to Laton and the icon. Thanks Guys!" - An impotent guy who knows good music when he hears it.
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Additional Info
Please contact Iverson678@hotmail.com |
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Location
Marcellus, New York - USA |
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