Artist description About 5'8", 80 kg, dark hair, eye patch, pegleg, parrot on right shoulder.

Music Style Polkacore

Musical Influences Rebecca Gates, alienation, Thurston Moore, pop tarts, Mike Kinsella, and most importantly your mom.

Similar Artists Billy Ray Cyrus, Chris Gaines, and early Kenny G.

Artist History One day I saw this retarded kid wearing one of those caps with the propellor on top. It was at that moment that I knew I was going to be a star.

Press Reviews "...the future of music" -Rolling Stone "...so far ahead of its time it's standing behind you ready to smack you in the head with a mallet." -Spin "I wash myself with a rag on a stick." -Bart Simpson

Location Bacchus Marsh, Victoria - Australia

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