Artist description
Howlwer Monkey is a fierce and foreboding figure in person. Fear is an acceptable reaction to meeting him in person as he will not hesitate to crush the heads of blasphemers or fart tipped honda drivers with great enthusiasm. |
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Music Style
Theme music that mysteriously starts blaring whenever Ninjas appear and stops when they disappear in a puff of smoke. |
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Musical Influences
Citizen Pain and Felonius Punk |
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Similar Artists
Everybody and nobody |
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Artist History
Shit Flingin' Monkeys a.k.a. (SFM) fill whatever void is created when ninjas appear and music is needed as a backdrop for them to fly around and kick ass on unsuspecting non-ninja's. We are everywhere and nowhere because we are sweet just like ninjas. The use of "We" is a reference to Ayn Rand's "anthem". |
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Group Members
Howler Monkey is sometimes backed up by compatriots from everywhere and nowhere. When all are united, a critical mass occurs causing a transformation into a band of prolific proportions aptly titled "The Shit Flingin' Monkeys". We (collectively) are not to be trifled with or Howler Monkey (Voice) will knock the cilia clean out of your ears with his earsplitting 148 decibel howl. The identity of the other members must remain a mystery lest they inadvertantly be united whereupon critical mass is reached. This has been known to cause mass hysteria and send lesser men running from the obligatory flinging that must ensue when critical mass is reached. |
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Instruments
Kramer focus 1000, drum machine, pentium 133, and enormous cojones. |
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Albums
One man orgy |
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Press Reviews
We fling poo on the press |
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Additional Info
More to come when new RAID laden PC with digital in is completed. |
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Location
Orlando, Florida - USA |
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S.F.M.
