Artist description more like a well-seasoned piece of beef jerky that has long since defied its expiration date...

Music Style the lack thereof, which on occasion makes up for itself...

Musical Influences poetry, sarcasm, and whatever tickles me along the way... although, I'm not as ticklish as I used to be...

Similar Artists if I sounded like a popular artist, I'd be a hack... if popular artists sounded like me, most likely I'd be popular... I sound like a hack trying to be the popular version of me...

Artist History I'm not sure if I should be boasting about how I am a brilliant composer who is destined to take the music world by storm or if I'm suppose to create a list of my past failures as a singer/lyricist in a few other bands that had the potential to be "the next big thing" but due to creative and planetary differences only became "the could've been what is happening now". If you really want to know, send me an e-mail and I'll tell you the story you want to hear...

Group Members all fingers are pointing at me...

Instruments a keyboard, a mouse, miscellaneous children's toys, hand lotion, coffee, menthol cigarettes, a broken compass, and lots of patience

Albums haven't replaced the needle on my turntable in years...

Press Reviews I have found that too much starch makes my sleeves quite stiff...

Additional Info Please, stop begging... I will provide you with release dates when there is something to release...

Location Cheektowaga, NY - USA

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