Artist description Very Rythmic, sometimes obnoxious, but always cool chord progressions, that often make the listener feel great burning sensations in places usually hid from public view! Brendan Morse "Master of Only 2 Chords!" sings tearfully beautiful melodies and Plays a rusty Fender Strat with heavy 13-56 gauge strings through a SansAmp pedal, and VHT Pitbull 45 watt 1x12 combo!! Dennis Christainsen plays the MusicMan Bass, Marcus Busborg beats the shit out of the drums! Janus Hecht from the village of Ballerup, plays way-cool solos and rythms on EGuitar. All of these fine upstanding dudes have jammed with this band through the ages! Keeping everything rolling along nicely!

Music Style Early 90's Grunge and what ever other Obnoxious noises come out of our instruments!

Musical Influences Nirvana, Sound Garden, Pearl Jam, Frank Black, Quicksand, Fatso Jetson, Rage Against The Machine, Police, Pixies, 311, STP, Hendrix, Pre 1991 Metallica i'm quite the anti-fan of those dudes now-a-days

Similar Artists Nirvana, Gruntruck, Sound Garden, Quicksand, Fatso Jetson, Pearl Jam, 311, -- at least some people have said this. Any suggestions?

Artist History Crowded Orifice was originally created for the purpose of writing, recording and performing original music. After the band was assembled, back in Oct of 1999, Crowded Orifice quickly found themselves with a great opportunity to play all over Europe! Of course no one was going to just do this for them. They quickly organized, and started to think of all of the things that they would need to arrange in order to secure a European Tour. ( such as Backline, Tour Van, Food and Sleeping Accommodations ect. as well as book the entire tour from scratch! ) We were lucky enough to get the support of Den Storeste Musik Butik i Danmark!, Åge Jensen! They gave us sticks, strings, drumheads, a ridecymbal, drumseat, and a 1500 dollar Alesis Keyboard! (it was all new!) Anyways, We didn't have any experience with arranging a tour! We had never been on tour before! We didn't have any contacts in other cities, or countries! We didn't have a vehicle to take us anywhere! And we didn't have much money to throw into it! But we had a PC with internet access, and cell phones baby! Yeah! After 4 months of agonizing 16hr/7days-a-week work, we had a nice 19 show tour to go on!!! It began in Karlstad Sweden on Jan 12th 2000 and completed on Feb 18th at 2:30 in the morning, at Loppen Christiania, Denmark! We hit Sweden (2 in Stockholm, 1 in Karlstad), Denmark (5 in or around Copenhagen, Stengade 30-Ungdomshuset-Loppen), 1 in Odense (Badstuen), 1 in Århus(Voxhall) , 1 in Hjørring(Sysseltinget)) Germany (Oerlinghausen, Hamburg, Essen, Gottingen, Cologne, Dusseldorf ), The Netherlands (2 in Amsterdam) We were all quite exhausted after that one, but there was not much time to relax. In April of 2000, Crowded Orifice would once again be sucked into the ever seductive hole that is, "the mega project" The “task” was to arrange an international music festival from scratch! We only had 2 and a half months to prepare! Yes! Once again we bit off way more than we could safely chew and came out in one piece and on top! The open-air festival was held at Københavns Rådhuspladsen Saturday July 15th 2000. Bands from all over Denmark, Sweden, Germany, and The Netherlands were there and were hosted by Crowded Orifice. Dr. Evil even personally came up with the name, "minifest" "It will be like any other major music festival in every way, only 1/10th the size!" Check out the minifest web page as we plan to have even more fun at Rådhuspladsen Saturday July 14th 2001!! www.minifest.dk

Group Members Brendan Morse Guitar, Vocal / Dennis Christainsen Bass / Marcus Busborg Drums / and Janus Hecht on Guitar

Instruments Well, what we are trying to do is something we feel has never been done before!....We got Vocals...... Drums!......Guitars!!.......Bass Guitars!!! We feel the possibilties are endless!

Albums CO plays the hits, over, and over, and over again till you puke! The big, fancy, indie label release date is still pending!

Press Reviews The Crowded Orifice CD is in the recording phase and will be out, hopefully before we all die. Stay tuned as we are working 24/7 at it! All of the songs will be available for free down load! +45 26 17 15 19 co@crowdedorifice.com www.crowdedorifice.com

Additional Info We sell T-shirts, Toy Fazers, and anything else we can think of!

Location Copenhagen, Denmark - Denmark

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