Artist description Cherry Bing..."The Queen City Ska Rock Band"...help making the local music scene more upbeat. We are the absolute monarchs..of mashed potatoe land. We make being naked....feel a little bit better We are your Buffalo Superhero's!....we are good guys doing good, not bad guys doing good. Because good guys doing bad wouldn be the same as bad guys doing bad so if you were to do bad things being good you would be caled a hero...right?

Music Style Ska punk with a bit o' rock

Musical Influences Catch 22, Less Than Jake, Specials, Mexican Cession, Dinkus 9, mustard plug, reel big fish, mad caddies, Big D and the Kids Table

Similar Artists Catch 22, less than jake, mad caddies, Mustard Plug, Ednas Goldfish (RIP), Reel Big Fish, Dinkus 9, Mexican Cession, Big D and the Kids Table

Artist History The history began not to long ago....in a place of joy, bliss, happiness, enjoyment, fate, goodwill and hope. The morn of 1908, Cherry Bing, a traditional and adolescent mind frame was designed to pleasure, entertain and please all kids across the world. Mike and Adam and Will and Max and Andrew and Derek were symbolic icons to all kids and adults in the early 20th century. We were influenced by many different policies including the too late birth of jazz, swing,cross eyed pop phenomina cultures, Vaudeville, tuna caserole and the book written by Carl Marx, the Communist Manifesto. Adam was born inside of a mosquito, in China.. his friends are 0 and adam is a double 0. Adam is in love with pine oak and dusty pillows dried with the tear of teenage girls aingst.. he also likes sewing pin cushions and earning the respect of Genhis Kahn. Mike came out of a crocodile in the african sudan of India and also took a kind toungue in meatloaf dialogue...Mike experimented with heavy narcotics such as photography. Max was born in the green, open, vast hills of Antarctica. He made fresh fruit available to all nations .. in the world. Max hates punk music and skateboarding. He also takes his flossing, very seriously. Derek was birthed in Buffalo, NY...haha he became extra close, and made great relationships between two twin sisters named Joe and Zimbawotootonefoot. Derek digs Classic Coca-Cola and granola soup. Andrew actually gave birth to himself, as a child prodigy andy became an actor. He became the voice of Moose, in Rocky and Bullwinkle and made a bundle. Unfortunatly due to some unfortuante circumstances andrew became bankrupt and lost his eye. Andrew is also scared of clay molds, tree branchs and overall - basic personalities. He only cooperates with tents, and Origin Coffee labor houses. Andrew is currently married. Will Glazier was born in 1880 inside of a slushy (carrot juice, and mold spores) he was a pint sized entrepeneur who became the worlds largest and leading supplier of all Soy products. He died in 1878 and was reincarnated into Walt Disney. When he was old enough he changed his name back to Will Glazier and left Walt Disney open to public domain. Unhappy with the worlds economic, social and political world views Cherry Bing became the idealistic view of consequence laws. They ate hotdogs and oat grain smothered in gravy, scaring away all evil beings banishing them into bottled hunny. As new comers to the music world the band was indited and totorously entered/abducted into the women's Big and Tall store. They, the CB CREW as theyre called in the ghetto, went through a tortorous and vigorous training camp in the Big & Tall wharehouse located in St. Linifus, North Dakota. Including things like...making predictions for old, sulphuric futures, time codes and virtual karate robots. They were also forced to drink and produce what is now known as modern "orange juice". Cherry Bing was tradionally called the SWEATSHIRTS....theyre real, unreasonable, small, unductable name given to them by the President of the Big and Tall store...Domingus Boudouire. Seeing as how they were subdued to the current "teen fashion" cherry bing was addicted to the show "YO! MTV RAPS" As the active president of "YO! MTV RAPS" "cherry bing" "demonitated" "the new adult" "colegiate" "aide" "of third world" "wheels""""""" So our journey began, the 6 kids out of the stone age. As the big and tall store died down and went dead, Cherry Bing was finally free and retained their original names. Unfortunaltley GAP Kids (all rights reserved) spawned as an evil denomination of BIG & TALL. They converted all of our names to old hymns from the Spanish Inquisition Bible. Mikes new name was Asparagus. Adams new name was John Goodman. Andrew was converted to Argon Argonious. Dereks name remained the same, it is of most highest stature to the GAP. Will's new name was Suzie Shops Alot...and Max new name was Benocroxodyle. Cherry Bing grew a mustache and bought toys for younger unprivelaged children. They created "eggnog" "buntcake" and "fruitcake". As they matured cherry bing became old, decaying, worn out......substitute teachers. They indulge in the beverage "popcorn"...ok enough with the " ".....So we all went iceskating and caroling one day, and fell in love with Christmas snow shoes. In 1948 we were asked to be in the variety show, "The E........sorry.. The Ed Sulivan Show. To date they have released 603 albums, and they have the world Record!!!! for least amount of CD sales. Early one evening..Cherry Bing had old feet. They ate socks, exceeded the speed limit, and found the true meaning of christmas. They invented the Umbrella, Breadsticks, the french word for "carpets" -dafoofoo, they invented Picture frames, video cassettes, zippers and the numerical alphabet. Modern technology allowed Cherry Bing to create, Easy Bake Ovens for orphins in australia, and Toaster Ovens for American Poverty administrators.. One Claim to fame is creating the now world famous, "corn rows" and "dreadlocks" (seen on Allen Iverson of the 76ers, and Snoop Doggy Dogg) In 1949, another man pleeded and begged, offered his life to be in cherry bing, but Mike Mac could not play an instrument, and only enjoyed the company of men. HE sells t-shirts...see him play with max at all shows. Mike Mac enjoys weightlifting and steam baths. One Grey morn mike invented the now modern "steam 'house'" For naked men to prance around and stare at eachother's behind...his moral, true and honest dream. His boyfriend, Horatio, was steaming in the room i think about 66 years ago. His sweat gland opened and a sweat droplet came out of his pore on the 33rd quadrent of his face. This process happened through the one and only scientifical invention - osomosis. Also created, by cherry bing. On that note, one final annotation, Cherry Bing, in the early 50's were rockers. They used to play evernight before the movie "Field Of Dreams". Kevin Conster was and still is their hero. Go Dick Chaney! CHAMAGNE!!.......... k bye

Group Members Shaant Hasikian - Vocals Jeff Czum - Guitar, Max C. Scott - bass, Andrew Desabio - Saxaphone, Will Glazier - trumpet/vocals, Adam Schroder - drums/vocals, Derek Kettner - Trombone/vocals

Instruments Guitar, Bass, Drums, Trumpet, Trombone, Saxaphone...singer

Albums Buffalo Superhero's, Sixty Hertz Signal EP, Demo

Press Reviews it's good. y'all rock harder than, well, honestly, than i expected. harder and more authentically, in fact, than most "ska" bands out there. no offense meant by that, by the way, i just kinda expected cheesy ska, and thankfully, didn't get it. actually, i guess i didn't really know what to expect. gangsta D told me it was good, but he didn't really elaborate to the effect that the writing is good, the musicianship is good, and it's not that cheesy pop ska shit that i hate. y'all play the ska there, but you round it out nicely- it's not like you're doing the fucking Pl***t Sm******s or something. it seems to forego the ska allegience for the rock, and for this i congratulate y'all. way to make a good record. i'd go into more detail, but i just gave it one spin..... so, in conclusion, it's a non-stop thrillcoaster! best record since "breakfast in america"! that's two exclamation points in one sentence. -Fen Ikner from the world famous Mexican Cessio

Additional Info I'm in love with a 600 pounder who chews her vomit...shit chea

Location Buffalo, NY - USA

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