Artist description Suckel's sound is hard to articulate. Imagine this hypothetical experiment... 1.Billy Idol grows a womb. 2.He's insemenated by George Micheal's younger untalented brother Mick. Their resulting offspring would be flogged regularly w/ cured munchkin husks until they bleeted into a sound recorder. The audio documentation of their abuse would be analogous to the "sound" of Funk Rock band, Suckel.

Music Style RobotRedneckRock specializing in Ignoble Sound Sculpture.

Musical Influences Inhibition. Fallacious outlooks on life and copulation. Residual brain-damage from warranted meta-physical abuse. Penis Envy.

Similar Artists Cameo, Falco, Milli Vanilli, Manowar, Stryper, Cameleo, Jermaine Jackson, Right Said Fred,

Artist History Belched onto the underground cybernetic fish market, the founding members of Suckel, Battle Yak AKA Al and Kannible Kain the Chicken god, began feeling sound under the direction of Mute Malaysian Malefactors. Unconvinced that it was in fact butter, Suckel transposed themselves into secluded Appalachia where they probed the 7th Dimension for suitable hammocks. Either lack of: conscience, social consciousness, or pants resulted in Suckel's rapid descent in the Textile Industry. Just when everything seemed to be going wrong, tragedy struck. All two members of Suckel were not killed in a tragic plane crash.

Group Members Kannible Kain the Chicken god: Suctual Preference:phony fissirostral phonics Battle Yak AKA Al: Suctual Preference:stringed sylvan slabs of sound Beating Machine 256X: Suctual Preference:tormented tempestuous tempo Wild Bill Satan: Suctual Preference:rousing retrograde riffing D.N.A. The DiscoNinjaAssasin: Suctual Preference:mundane melodramatic mixing

Instruments Anything fleshy.

Albums The Tepid Tales of The Turkish Turd Tickler

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Additional Info Check out our fellow bands... Jasboe Sauce Box & The Indomitable Sh*t-Kickers. The HomoSaxual Horn Blowers. Undetermined Infection. I was a Teenage Geriactric. The B*tch Bettah Not Eat My Choco Taco Band. Napalm J*zz Facial.

Location Morgantown, WV - USA

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