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Artist description
Onemancult is the sound you hear when a bus comes
to a sudden stop. That screeching noise that annoys
you but you dont really care. That noise, and the noise
of angels dancing the Fandango. Put those two together
and you have Onemancult. Really. Alright not really,
but that was kind of funny right? |
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Music Style
Electro-Noisecore |
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Musical Influences
Those guys in train stations who play the pan flute. |
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Similar Artists
You tell me if I even come close to sounding like anyone you know. |
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Artist History
Onemancult is a little boy who likes music but who could never find someone who wanted to make music like him. Then he realized he was just a controlling bastard and that if he didnt make music on his own terms, or on the terms of someone he respected, he would never make music. That, and the fact that he has no social life whatsoever; so he would miss all the practices and get kicked out of the band anyway. So he schooled himself in synthesizers and drum machines, and started birthing young bloody children he attempted to called songs. But they werent really songs. But for the sake of everyone else, he called them songs.
Onemancult then thought, 'hey. my music doesnt suck as much as i think it does, does it?' and decided to share his 'music',( for he uses the term loosely, more loose than an old french whore's vagina), with the world.
Onemancult says 'Please children, do not hurt. Hate.' |
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Group Members
Onemancult is a collective of three artists stuck in
the body of one boy. They are Nethermessiah who works
the drum machines, Petrus Christus who mindfucks the synths,
and Josef the Fleshling, who arranges the loops and noises
the other two make, and ocassionally provides garbled vocals.
He is considering providing some ungarbled vocals sometime
soon. |
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Instruments
Voice, Samples culled from 'net, various drum machines + synthesizers, acoustic guitar |
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Albums
Music to Murder, Mate, and Birth By ; Blacklight Illuminations ;Musings from the Ninth Circle; The Aural Cancer EP ; The Acoustic EP : Songs About Girls |
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Press Reviews
"I knew i should've stayed alive for something"
-Kurt Cobain, in limbo
"If i were going to kill myself, i would play this music so people would have even less of an idea as to why i killed myself"
- Carson Daly, slut
"I understand Onemancult's way of thinking. And i agree wholeheartedly, we needs more schoolastications in America."
- George Bush, President
"If i had known such a man existed, I would have bombed some other country and not America. Onemancult is better than Allah."
- Osama Bin Laden, madman turned Onemancult groupie.
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Location
Bronx, New York - USA |
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