Artist description The Tele-BAN are a fake hard core punk band that enjoys destroying TV's. Their mission: to ban television worldwide, hence the name, Tele-BAN. DISCLAIMER: TeleBAN is a work of fiction, designed to show 'dem terrorist punks over there in Afghanistan that we as humans in the free world refuse to bow down to fear.

Music Style Comical Punk

Similar Artists Anthrax (both the band and the disease), MOD, SOD, Slayer, Osama Bin Laden, AKA Usama Bin Laden, the Taliban

Artist History Stop believing those viscious rumours! We didn't do it!

Group Members Osama Bin Laden: Guitar, lead vocals, and AK47 Mullah Omar: Bass, backup vocals, and anti-aircraft gun Ayman Al-Zawahiri: Drums (olla bee prazed!) (the band is a work of fiction.)

Instruments Guns, Guitars, Drums and Death.

Press Reviews Sept. 11, 2001: Terrorists hijacked two commercial planes and used them to bomb the World Trade Center. Federal authorities suspect that a certain punk band from Afghanistan may have masterminded the attack.

Location Portland, ME - USA

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