Artist description We are the Cosmic Cretins. I, as the person in charge of the page of said group, no longer reside at the email address which is in the properties of the Cosmic Cretins' page. I have made numerous attempts at getting in touch with a human staff member at mp3.com, but I keep getting automatic messages back. Since we have some new tunes to upload, I have been left with no choice but to change our name and create a new page. I look forward to the day that the many messages I've sent are suddenly miraculously found, and I regain control of the Cretins' page.

Music Style Exactly the same as the Cosmic Cretins

Musical Influences The Cosmic Cretins

Similar Artists The Cosmic Cretins

Artist History Well, I suggest you visit the Cosmic Cretins' page if you want to know.

Group Members Rev. Toad - pontificator, string mangler, manipulator; Sir Marcus - Weirdo; Heinz Metuse - gay; and a cast of thousands!

Instruments Sticks, Rubber Bands and Cats.

Albums Shut up.

Press Reviews "This group of amateur fourtrackists should never have been given the gear they use to create this affront to human dignity, and I look forward to the day that the time-honored tradition of lynching is revived, so that we can see to these cretins in the most fitting way possible." -Some Corporate Whore Journalist.

Additional Info We all use extensions.

Location Winnipeg, MB - Canada

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