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Artist description
solid drums, kickin bass, moshin' guitars, and the most ri-penis-less vocals you will ever hear. before you ask, no we didnt torture a cat to get those sounds, they are human, well superhuman i would say. |
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Music Style
grindcore, grindgore, grindmore, grind? sure. |
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Musical Influences
we are(not) (easily)influnced by(humping) dead babies |
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agoraphobic nosebleed anal cunt pig destroyer orchid dave witte atomsmasher discordance axis jerome's dream locust spazz canibal corpse melt bananna |
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Artist History
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender face first?
A: So you can see it's feet pulling up into tiny little fists!
Q1: How do you get 1000 dead babies in a phone booth?
Q2: How do you get 10 dead babies into a tupperware bowl?
A1: La' Machine!
A2: Use a blender
Q: How do you get it out?
A1: With a straw!
A2: Doritos
Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?
A: Ten dead babies in a garbage can.
Q: What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
A: One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.
Q: What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A: A trashcan lid in a dead baby.
Q: What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
A: Make a coffee table.
Q: What have you got when four dead babies are piled on top of each other?
A: A stool.
Q: What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full
of bowling balls?
A: Dead Babies, you can use a pitchfork
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: What's the difference between a barrel of water and a barrel of babies?
A: You can't shovel water with a pitchfork.
Q: How do you load 100 screaming babies onto a truck?
A: A pitchfork.
Q: How do you unload a truck full of babies?
A: With a pitchfork.
Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
A: So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: What's this? (hold arms out and shake them)
A: A live one.
Q: How do you know when you hit a live one?
A: The pitchfork shakes
Q: How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
A: Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
Q: What is worse than that?
A: At the bottom of the pile, there was one trying to eat its way out
Q: What is worse than that?
A: It made it
Q: What is worse than that?
A: It went back for seconds!
Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them.
Q: What have you got when you strap a dead baby to each foot?
A: Slippers.
Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in corridors?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
A: Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: What's small, red and can't get into elevators?
A: A baby with a javelin in it's head.
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Group Members
grinding infant cogs - lieutenant s**n f*rc*
shrieking baby cries/ technologically advanced trimester beats - professor st*v*n w**ss
electronic pregnancy infiltration - mister k*v*n c*mpb*ll
additional baby skull percussion - monsieur sc*tt h*ss*m
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Instruments
coathangers, modified hoover wet/dry vaccum, surgical pliars, "old timer" knife, and a whole lotta stomping. |
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Albums
coatracks get coathangers |
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Press Reviews
"what the shit-ass-shit?" |
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Additional Info
killing babies increases your sperm count |
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Location
philadelphia, PA - USA |
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