Artist description We are not the reality that you feel chasing you. If it is necessary to call us by an appellation, then let it be hunger. Our own misfortune is that we, ourselves, cannot comprehend the true insignificance of our existence. As you struggle to undermine the power behind the emotional vomit we release upon your faces you soon realize that it is your own. This is to say that GROOVALICIOUS is only a fable or an enchanted fantasy that you have created to help you disregard the movement that we represent. What your society has come to lable as "music" we understand simply to be the uninhibited focus of vibration toward certain parts of your being. Do you feign hesitation toward our design? Yes, you do. As an establishment, GROOVALICIOUS grows weary of the hipocrisy that is the Periodic Table of the Elements. If life is to be broken down and organized in a chart, then it will be done bu the elements themselves or by the assembly that is GT3K. Do not mistakenly undermine your own attempts to ignore us by treating our movement as entertainment. It is not our intent to molest your minds with the twisted agony cones that play our sounds. However, your pathetic faces haunt us when we gather to spew forth our emotions. The twisted agony cones move air towards your faces and you willingly accept it. Your faces are unrepentant as we ejaculate our lore upon them. The solace that comes from being a member of a society is not something we seek nor comprehend. To do so would mean aiding in the TRANSMISSION of the virus known as ignorance that bleeds from the bursting corners of your very nature. A Story that would unmask your pretense of virtue. A man with a simple name, such as Ed, walks across his lawn to move his sprinkler. Ed is obese. He is obese both in mind and body, because he chooses not to control what rockets toward his face. The sprinkler continues to make revolutions as Ed walks towards it. A neighbor has been counting the revolutions. 2998, 2999, 3000. Ed stops the faucet of life and drags it away. The neighbor notes that Ed has stopped the only beautiful thing he ever started. Most that would assume themselves as scholars would make us out to be the neighbor in the above story. If only they could see that we are the neighbor who never moved in. We are the neighbor who never moved in, that is how GT3K is best described. Descriptions, of course, are never appropriate. This is evident because they contain words. Why would our political machine look woodland to find a definition? The clash between the binary world of 1's and 0's that is our agreeable sound and a rotting log are our reward. Our electronic vinrations can devistate a lilac bush, but the log remains strong and intact. If the timber cannot be destroyed, then it must be one of us. But the log is unlike the others, because it causes discomfort against our bare skin. As the pages of our bible slowly turn, we sit in quiet contemplation of our (painlog)

Music Style Emotional Vomit

Musical Influences Ghandi, Jesus, Mohamed, Buddah, Moses

Similar Artists Chemical Brothers, DJ Shaddow, Fatboy Slim, Beastie Boys, Dust Brothers, Kraftwerk, Einzter Zende Neubauten, Jon Zorn, Art of Noise, GT3K, Pearl Jam, Ricky Martin, Phat 5, Brittany Spears, gt3k, Red D

Artist History Started by Wolfgang and Blitzkrieg Voltage. Funded and inspired by the teachings of the Alchemist.

Group Members Wolfgang Voltage, Blitzkrieg Voltage, Metropolis, Otto Froman, Lars Mesmer,

Instruments Twisted Agony Cones.

Albums (painlog), Track 1, Iron E - coming soon

Additional Info We are a movement, not a band!

Location Places, Unknown - Vatican City

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