Artist description As you can see from their pictures, Pete Skwili and John Pump are total fucking rock stars. Total ladies' men, too. They rock. So does Sid Fakh (pronounced "fuck"), a DJ from Lithuania. E's the latest cock to join the OASIS battalion of cock rock bliss. K eeping up with the times while staying true to their Brit-cock roots, OASIS now has a record scratcher extraordinaire in Sid. They rock the acid house with their massive cocks and endless supply of nose powder. Speaking of nose powder, OASIS signed a major label coproduction deal in mid 2001 with two huge transnational music companies, SIMULACRE, and VANCOUVER UNDERGROUND COMMUNICATIONS (VUC). They signed for a record-breaking 40 kilos of Bolivian nose-ice, which they still haven't finished with. They are currently staying at the East Van Sheraton, a little-known jewel of luxuriance down by the docks. OASIS is going to be big, you can count on it. They rock, they have cocks, and they know how to rock. They're gonna rock your cock, and they won't e v er let you forget it. They tell you all about it in their songs. So pick up their latest cock rock extravaganza demo CD, and cock your rocks to the top of their pop!î

Music Style Cock Rock

Musical Influences All the fucking classics.

Similar Artists we're, loike, to'ally original, roight?

Artist History These three stupid yobs met a long time ago, while in the fourth form at their most respected boarding school in Yorkshire...erm, I mean, East London...or wherever. In short, they are the greatest cock rock band in the world. Don't believe what them other Brit bands say. They suck OASIS' cocks. They play poo with this band's leftover roadies, who will get themselves fired and abandoned in some desolate fucking place if they think otherwise. So who cares, anyway, about some ugly guitar tech who thinks he can do a better job than the rock stars he's siphoning off? Fuck off with that! O

Group Members Pete Skwili (vocals/bass) John Pump (guitar/vocals) Sid Fakh (drums/electronics) Stiv spleen (bass, vomit)e

Albums Rock Your Cock Off

Press Reviews "Do you want 0asis? Perhaps it was a sense of pity that led me to agree to review the 0asis (that's 'zero'asis) performance at the Railway Club on October 2nd. After all, when one makes a living watching and responding to artistic expression, it makes se nse to pick and choose one's targets. So I found myself watching a rather disorganized group stumbling around their equipment. They seemed to know each other, but that was about the only item giving credence to the idea that this was a music band. The "d rummer" was Quinn UM, which means a guy in a Mao hat pushing buttons on a fancy new laptop (an Apple, if I'm not mistaken). There was Sid Fuck, nondescript keyboard player, Stiv Spleen on base, and, the real charisma behind the band: John Pump on guitar a nd Pete Skwealy, vocalist. So what's the deal with 0asis? Well, they're funny. Music critics and musicians take things too seriously sometimes. Last night the lucky patrons of the Railway Club got a chance to see a bizarre cross between Trainspotting and Monty Python. The audience really seemed to get into their retro-80s self-mockery. As they called it themselves in their opening number, 0asis, it's all about the cock rock. I had the misfortune to read the judges comments after the show. With the ex cep tion of one, they all took 0asis seriously. These people need to get out more often." (kIm aaRon, Rotten Pumpkin Productions, Oct 2001; http://www.rottenpumpkin.com) "They were a joke" (Mike S, Discorder Magazine, November 2001)Ï

Location Vancouver, BC - Canada

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