Artist description Damn bloody rotten.

Music Style Fad du jour

Musical Influences Gratuitous rape scenes from seedy 70s shock films

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Artist History Let's preface this by saying that no one understands. Ever. OK, now. Two gentlemen now known as Necro McCrowley and B. Reeve started a band called Hatefuk in the early 90s to share their dystopian vision of the universe with the humorless masses. After several years of pumping out quality gems such as the ever-popular "Bass Rape" and the infectious "Twisted", the band decided that, like Michael Jordan, they had nothing left to prove to anyone. They had moved up the ladder of success and made their mark on the world, acquiring so many fans that if each one of them were to spike their neighbor's Kool Aid with cyanide, the world's population problem would be solved forever. B. Reeve did a side project/band called "Tarnished Halo" where he departed from thrash'n'bash rock to a more serene gothic sound. Once again, garnering the attention of legions of followers, success overwhelmed Reeve. He was driven to therapy; it was there that he decided that the maudlin, melancholy stuff he was involved in wasn't what today's generation really needed to hear. Inspired by the success of a myriad of modern angst-rock bands, Reeve decided to re-unite with McCrowley for their most rigorous project yet. Cxntkicker (censored by the powers that be, hence 'Ceekay') began hammering out new tunes in August 2001. Completely giving up on attempting to make accessible music, the duo has determined that the band will not be a showcase for their awesome musical talent, but more of a bully pulpit to preach to the herds and drag all those who are willing to certain salvation, freeing them of the rotten cacophony that is represented by modern music. Their debut album, "Shitfrog", represents a variety of moods and genres. Asked about the subject matter covered on this album, which ranges from selling female genitalia on eBay to donating HIV-infected blood to the Red Cross, B. Reeve has confessed, "We thought it would help us get women." Despite the diversity of the tunes on "Shitfrog", the overwhelming message one can take from it is a loud, resounding 'fuck OFF'. Cxntkicker is a sonic enema aimed right up the ass of FM radio.

Group Members Cuntkicker is comprised of B. Reeve and Necro McCrowley, both of whom are responsible for guitars, bass, percussion, synthetics, keyboards, screaming, jizz, and vocals depending on the song.

Albums Shitfrog, Aaliyah's Dead EP

Press Reviews "It's a miracle that these guys are allowed to live and breathe among the normal human population." - NEW ENGLAND INDIE MUSIC REVIEW "Utterly talentless and revolting." - THE STANDARD POST A&E SECTION

Location Boston, MA - USA

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