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Artist description
Jamison Williams III is a member of a staff of individuals working for the Spankin Chicken/Chokin Monkey Productions corporation,
together with the combined efforts of Crackerville J. Bootilicious II, Horatio Evans, Schultz's Balls and a cast of others working ]
to create a balanced cleavage similar to Christy Turlington's with a little bit of Stephanie Seymour and Rachel Jean Marteen. |
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Music Style
Rampent thoughts of distant african nights with Tina Louise and Christy Turlington rolled in a bun made of Woody Allen's obsession with the young'uns. |
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Musical Influences
Zorn, Braxton, One Eye Open, Sam Rivers, John Coltrane, Pharoah Sanders, Tub Ring, Slayer, DBS, Annabel Chong's Army (ACA), Fishcamp Tragedy, Hillary Clinton's Cunt, the Spankin Chicken/Chokin Monkey Community (FuckshitMutherFucker productions too), Schultz's Ball's and all the kids at Stradladder, Horatio Evans, Mindwalk, Medeski, Alicia Rickter's Layout, Thomas Chapin, Borah Bergman, Jack DeJohnette's Special Edition, Carla Bley's Big Band, Yusef Lateef, Miles davis, Ran Blake, Cecil taylor, Frank Zappa (MOI), Don Cherry, Joshua Redman, Bruce Lee's Power Punch Trio, David Lee Roth, Rahsaan Roland Kirk, the Bunk Project, Bobby McFerrin, Buddy Rich, Pastorious, Public Enemy, Elvis Costello, OEO (again) |
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Similar Artists
Zorn dancing the waltz with Schlong, while Prince Paul has a conversation about Billy Cobham's paradiddlized double bass and Julie Andrews sings Devo. |
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Artist History
Jamison Williams III is an old man and has been playing Alto sax for a long time. Believe me when i say a long time. |
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Group Members
Jamison Williams III -Alto sax
Crackerville J. Bootilicious II - Drums
(a number of others find themselves falling into
the hands of Jamison's work, many on their own terms,
others forced with doggie porno) |
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Instruments
Alto sax, drums, piano, bass, percussion ("junk from anywhere i could find it") |
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Albums
(2001) Jamison Williams III plays with himself, (2000) Jamison Williams III at Peg's Pool Party, (2000) In The Buff, (2000) the Jamison/Michael project, (2000) the Jamison/Deron Project, (1999) Jamison Williams III drunk at home w/ friends |
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Press Reviews
"Jamison Williams III has a reeaally big penis!!!" -Penthouse magazine
"I would have to say that Jamison Williams III has a really large 'unit'." -Penis Envy Magazine
"Jamison's penis is far out of proportion with his body, his body is way too small." -Big Penis Weekly |
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Additional Info
"parted golden front-hair, you long stare at where the 'wet-wet' enter, you stare at me as i clean up 'wet-wet'; granny standing watch me look at booby, you be not the one to stop me now!!!" |
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Location
Jacksonville, Florida - USA |
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