Artist description URINAL MINTS - MEAT THE BAND Rock is at it's best when it's at it's worst. If you don't understand what this means, think about pioneering punk bands like the Sex Pistols, the Germs, and the Ramones - all ahead of their time; all notorious in their own way. When this early punk rock had a one-night stand with a slutty no-limits comedian hooker, an illegitimate son spewed forth into the world. Into a world of bland boy bands, false metal and dirty hippies. They called it the Urinal Mints. Their songs, with off-color lyrical content and catchy hooks that'll burn into your brain with no sympathy for the sensibility for the listener, will have you smoking crack in your own mind; addicted and selling your skank ass for more. The Urinal Mints started in 1998, when founding member Propecia Rogaine had grown tired of the hard-core punk band he was in and started to cook up his own material in the meth lab kitchen of rock - boil out the politics, dash in some naughty words, sprinkle in some sing-song schlock, simmer in the brain, and there you have your own minty-fresh Soufflé. Mmm-mm! Makes your mouth water doesn't it? The original cast included some long-time friends who were also in other bands, but what had started as a side project quickly became too tasty to be put on the back burner. Several years and band members later, the cast is now a group of veteran musicians and they have made the Urinal Mints their number one priority. God help the unwary. Your nipples will get hard as you see Propecia Rogaine strap on his bass and sing along to the choir of craziness. Watch him as he leads the band down the path to Hell. Luke-O-Plackia of the late, great Sixty-Second Quickies, rips off his skirt then rips into his Telecaster like an ol' drunken master. Listen as his glazed man-hams make young audience members scream! And bringing up the rear…I mean baiting the ladies is the fisherman of drums - hook, line and sinker - the one and only William St. William, high priest of beats. Right! Together, these three fellows are not stopping as long as the rock is rocking. They're ready to play your town for all the crack they can smoke. Spark it up, baby! Spark it up!

Music Style Porno Punk

Musical Influences Everything Under the Sun.. Mostly like toilets flushing in Unison

Similar Artists Poop

Artist History

Group Members William St. William, Luke Ass & Propecia Rogaine

Instruments Bass,Guitar, Drums

Albums Vulgar Display of Ass, Minty Fresh and Up In the Flesh (Live)

Press Reviews URINAL MINTS - THOSE WE HAVE TOUCHED "You guys will never play my club again. That song about the 14 year old girl just ain't right." Maceo - Proprietor of Maceo's Lounge, South Bend, IN "That's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life." Mike Allen - CEO Maniac Records "I'm afraid I can't book your band anymore Garth. It's nothing personal, it's just the Urinal Mints aren't exactly what Christian kids should be listening to." Mike Rayburn - Club Hoi Polloi, Mishawaka, IN "We have the Urinal Mints live in the studio today. People, this band rocks!" Tommy Carrol - Host of "Michiana's Finest Homegrown", WRBR 103.9 "I'll get you guys a show in Fort Wayne but Garth has to keep his clothes on." Eddie Migraine - local concert promoter and leader of The Migraines "What the hell? (Runs down 2 flights of stairs.) Get that band off the stage right now!! If you ever book these guys again there will never be another all ages show here at all!" Tom - Czar's 505, St. Joseph, MI. "When I bought this place I also acquired 300 CD's from bands wanting to play here. I only liked 9 of them. Yours was one of my favorites." Jason - El-N-Gee Club, New London, CT "That is just wrong. You guys are going to burn in Hell" Some crazy drunk preacher - Cleveland, OH "I never even really knew just how twisted you guys were until now." Dave Brockie - Dave Brockie Experience, GWAR "Hey Luke, if you wear those fishnets again you're off the tour." Mike Dirks - Dave Brockie Experience, GWAR "You guys can spend the night here at the Teen Center as long as you're cool." Shunji - local concert promoter, Greenwich, CT "We don't book Devil worshiping bands." Derrik DeCreane - Rainbow Farm Campground, Vandalia, MI. -Me, Yourtown U.S.A.

Location Mishawaka, Indiana - USA

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