Artist description 5' 10"

Music Style Crapisticularly fantesticle!

Musical Influences Patton... he gude

Similar Artists I sound like a broken TV

Artist History Conquered Romans c. AD 49, claimed no responsibility though. Kicked John Lennon out for farting in garage during rehersals. Cut first single with the Pope, kicked him out for "touching" my pet hamster. I don't like music...

Group Members Ho-ho...

Instruments A computer; borrowed mikes; my voice; other peoples voice (sometimes I give those back)

Albums "unknown music" - FLB

Press Reviews Xtian is really talented. He can spell many words! Buy ALL his stuff or he'll do something bummer bad. He can spell that too! His music is like oobadoobah! by Fred Turpentine (journalist and sexgod and NOT a pseudonym by Xtian)

Additional Info I have a 3rd nipple!

Location Melbourne, VIC - Australia

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