Artist description An artist is a person that makes art, and is often gay. I am not gay.

Music Style All solo guitar projects I write when I am bored and lonely and I feel like doing something constructive for a change.

Musical Influences Pennywise, Bad Religion, Nirvana, Nince Inch Nails

Similar Artists I wouldn't know.

Artist History Well, one day I bought this guitar and I started playing it. And I kept playing it and playing it. So one day my friend says "hey, let's start a band." That lasted for about a week and we were all like "screw this it isn't working," so I was all by myself again. Then I started making music on my guitar and downloading illegal copies of CoolEdit and Sonic Foundry and I put them on the internet. And that about brings me up to here. Wow. I can't believe you actually read all of that. You must be really bored. I feel sorry for you . . .

Group Members Me . . . and my geetar

Instruments Well there's a guitar, and . . . um thats about it

Albums Sorry, no albums

Press Reviews The press doesn't really know that my sorry ass exists, but I'm sure if they did, they would say "This guy is the greatest thing since sliced bread."

Additional Info I have a huge pecker.

Location reading, pennsylvania - USA

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