Artist description Sporks revolutionized America's food scene in the late 20th century. Serving as both a spoon and a fork, the spork makes shopping for spoons and forks 50% cheaper. The awesome power of the spork lies in its ability to be a spoon and a fork at the same time. It makes eating twice as much fun and three times as effiecient. But the question we must ask ourselves is this: are they ethical? The answer: no, unfortunately they are not. Sure they make life easier and more enjoyable, but I believe that convieniently using sporks for everyday life is playing God. Play with fire and you get burned. Sporks will inevitably bring a brutal end to modern society. The end is near.

Music Style Bathroom Techno

Musical Influences DJ Shadow, Aphex Twin, Autechre, NegativLand, Squarepusher, u-Ziq, Juno Reactor, Dan the Automator, Seefeel, Cocteau Twins, Radiohead, The Cure, Pink Floyd, Mouse on Mars, ect.

Similar Artists Autechre, Aphex Twin, NegativLand, DJ Shadow

Artist History Philosophy has been linked to the misanthropy which has plagued mankind for so long: bad mind grinding. Sowhat iftwasdfj now I know you're think "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahadskf blah blah blah blah" and all, but that's what philosophy is all about so you can just stick a broomstick up your anal cavity, got it? Terrific. Now as I was saying, this paucity of good grooming has cost us a lot more than our souls. It costs added tax bonuses and municipal funds extracts plus service charge (naturally). If we want to make a good mexican dish in this world we have to go back to the old school mama cita recipies that have been in the family for generations.

Group Members first we have Rasha the slayer who would fart on his own mother for a plate of dried corn on the cob. then of course there's Cellotpe ARSE; so sadistic is this f_cker that he makes me want to puke my f_cking guts into a river of puddling putrid _ss sh_t...... he helps old ladies with their grocieres and then steals them! sometimes he throws the old ladies into a f_cking trash dump. GOOD GOD IS THERE NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY? seventh, but not eleventh is the master of all- the pointer, the candlestick maker, the guy who can round things up for you: Mondo 3030. This good for nothing b_stard gets off on spiking 1st graders' breakfast cereal. When their parents come to pick them up; horrified to find them humping the teacher's desk and sticking pencils up their _nus, they ussually enroll them in the boy scouts and demand that they have homosexual intercourse with someone in their early 30s. Of course I cant fail to mention the indelible Baboon man who spends his free time sticking pickles up people's _sses and lighting unsuspecting teenyboppers on fire. Another member, finally, is the great Arthur Cromwell who is often known to buy people soda pops and then fart on them with little regard for their well being.

Press Reviews "Best thing since poop." -Sunil Carspecken The Snark comenting on the Napster incident: "I find it that this extremely extemporaneous abrogation of everyone's favorite music rehap center is going to send a black steak through the very heart of this beloved country we call the United District of Columbus Indiana. Like a flock of bileious sheep mooing frantically at the illusion of a succulent star, the citizens will run amok in a dazzling display of naked flesh, colorfull headbands and raw destructive energy. I feel this may thrust humanity into a new age of peace, b_tts_x and understanding."

Location Houston, Texas - USA

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