Artist description Local alternative/punk goof at it's finest! 4 guy group from beutiful and friendly northern virginia. Chancellor Frederic is a Christian band (thought not an outreach). CF also is a highly conservative group, but we don't look down on anyone with different views, we just go after the issues (at least Joel does - Andrew is much more outspoken and likely to infuriate, annoy, and disgust you liberals ((socialists)) ). Andrew is a cool guy who plays a crappy (expensive) keyboard among other things, and is HIGHLY resourceful. Joel is more resourceful than andrew, except that joel is an only child, and is therefore more subject to mood swings, dark thoughts, and a dimished personality. They say Joel has ADD, but andrew thinks the "disease" is overdiagnosed, and that Joel doesn't really have it, though he is subject to personality changes or lack of personality, mood swings, and thoughts that are not happy and light, and is high income (in his own right), because he is an only child who has a warped sense of work. for example, joel's idea of work is to hang stuff on the christmas tree. andrew's sense, being the oldest of 5 kids, is that hauling 3 cords of wood, putting up all the christmas lights in the yard, and changing the car's oil should be finished by lunch at the latest. Another interesting fact about andrew is that he has and never will have a rear right bottom molar, and that he is 15 DNA specks away from having Down syndrome! (ok, maybe not really.) This all means he (joel)is a guitar/bass/amp horde, has a near studio, is a pure metalhead/progressivehead, and has really funny eating habits. Brad is funny, and tends to come over when we record only to annoy us to the max and then make up for it by throwing donut holes at Jordan, who is another contributing member of CF, adding ideas, fun, and mayhem to the group, while sustaining his skateboarding and bassing skills in dear neighboring hayfield Virginia - CF is officially based, however, in Burke (because jole is an only child and has all the money). by the way, burke is not a bad place. its not country at all, if thats what your thinking. we don't have southern accents and we tend to be more of city types (except andrew, who is as comfortable in thick wool clothes or bearskins as are the rest in cotton), though burke is a suburb more or less. o yes - andrew thinks that joel doesn't get outside enough, contributing to his more than pale complexion).

Music Style alternative/punk goof w/ some glam and metal

Musical Influences UPDATED! Extol, Schaliach, Presidents, They Might Be Giants, Soterios, Living Sacrifice, Dream Theater (John Petrucci for joel), Zao, Blindside, Lengsel, Crimson Moonlight, Weezer, RAMONES, Smiley Kids, Dillinger Escape Plan, Citizens Against Bland Chicken, Antestor, i know i've forgotten some but i'll get em up as soon as i remember em. EVERYTHING BEFORE THIS STATEMENT WAS WRITTEN BY JOEL AND HAS NO BEARIN GON ANDREW'S LIKES/DISLIKES WHATSOEVER. andrew likes - The Presidents of the United States of America, They Might Be Giants, Lost and Found, the RAMONES, AC\DC, Weezer, John Denver, and contrary to the guy who works at Burke Music & Arts, he DOES NOT like Queen.

Similar Artists we're pretty much just ourselves. tell us if we sound like somone you know - we'd like to know we're not alone

Artist History We started almost 2 years ago in my basement, simply guitar, two vocals shouted real loud, and a keyboard. We recently bought ourselves a new Tascam 788 digital recorder (from the greatest music store anywhere, even india - Washington Music Center) so we'll be putting out a full-length high quality album soon. also, you'll hear two other guys (jordan w, brad). they aren't the core members, but we have them in almost all of our songs.

Group Members Joel Hansen - Guitar, Vocals, some Bass, Lead Guitar Andrew Simmons - Keyboard, Drums on Keyboard (DOK), semi-vocals, real drums Jordan Walsh - Vocals, funny sounding keyboard, bass Brad Schoolfield - Comic relief and loud funny noises.

Instruments Fender Telecaster (the cheap Mexican version), Gibson Les Paul, an Optimus Concertmate 990 keyboard, a Yamaha bass, a lovely Shure SM57 mic and a few dynamics.

Albums The Least Watched Show On Television (seriously - coming as soon as we get enough songs)

Press Reviews absolutely none (though you might find something about us at ihaverights.net)

Location Burke, VA - USA

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