Artist description We are 2 cowboys who, after snorting cheetos and mainlining grape sodapop, like to express our views on the complex societal issues through the medium of feel good light pop.

Music Style Post-Digital Tribal Deconstructionism: We pimp the digs on the white ribbed tank top, velour stretch pants, pink snake skinned cowboy hat tip.

Musical Influences Insert Smart Ass 8th Grader Comment Here

Similar Artists Whitney Houston during her Uncle Tom Days

Artist History We met while dropping acid at Slim Whitman's post-concert orgy featuring the sassy Dixie Chicks. The next day, while getting manicures at the Skanky Pines country club after 18 holes of golf, we decided that we wanted to show the world that middle class white males can sound tough and virile (even though neither one of us has been in a fight since Junior High nor been laid since 8 minutes ago).

Group Members Starring - Eliot "Pepito" as Rick Allen (AKA Bart Vonn Fister): Vox, Keyboards, Drums, Programming, and Post-Production (@Requiem Studios North - Naptown, Indianna); Mathias "Corky" as George Lynch (AKA Saul Vonn Fister): Guitar, Bass, Programming, and Vox (@Requiem Studios South - Mullet Country, Florida). Various guest musicans are feautured including: Jimmy (for vox and playing Matt in the LINGUS video); Sarah (vox and French translation); Dr. Bob (Vox and German translations), Aerik (for programming help on Cutting the Bone), Native American percussionist, Hardy Redcock; Herby Handcock on the keys; Billy "rags" Wetsock on the bass; and last but not least: Liza Minelli and Joyce DeWitt (from Three's Company) for acting as fluffers before our gigs.

Instruments Anything upon which we can get our slimy tentacles

Albums Lingus; Chez Pimpe; Trey Prong Trinity (Halloween 2003)

Press Reviews Rolling Stone sez "LINGUS is 2 bourgeoisie caucasian suburbanites desperately trying to be bad BOYZ (2 men). They're oversexed, overpaid, silver spoon up ass adult children scream of the oppression they feel each second." Good Housekeeping raves - "Overwrought adolescent angst-ridden misanthropy at its most depraved!"

Additional Info Special thanks to the best artist on this planet, Joel Nakamura, for letting us use his artwork.

Location Niceville, FL - USA

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