Artist description If I were a teenage Shumway, I would be the coolest kid around. My hair would be a layer of wax thicker than a dictionary like the bass player Dom, I'd get piss drunk and break shit like that crazy Greek Pete, my emo glasses would be a darker black than all your forgotten souls just like my favorite deep crooning hunk of a man Bob, and last but not least, I'd tell everyone I met to "Shut the Fuck Up!" Just like the "Axeman from Hell" Klay. Only in a perfect world. A boy can dream can't he? Thank God for those crazy son's of bitches the Shumways.

Music Style punk rock

Musical Influences Four Seasons, Mario Lanza, Howdy Doody, and Journey

Similar Artists Christ Punchers, Testicles of Doom, Porcupine Vs. Armadillo,

Artist History Entertainment center can only exist with the presence of foreign substances, and not the little trinkets that fall out of your momma when she does jumpin' jacks. otherwise, we'll all be taken away into a world where music doesn't mean good vibes, just drunken basement stalling sessions.

Group Members So i was walking around the other day and so i fell, damn it what? so i was searching the internet a few days back and i realized that there are not enought bands out there named after tv charcters from the early nineties, and then i remembered you. Someday i would like to make a giant banner that reads, "where have all the cowboys gone?" then when i see that banner i will think to myself... "yes where have those men in tight worn jeans gone to, with nothing left but their ambition to climb upon a great beast and ride that heffer till i fall off. What has the world come to when we can not call upon such a soldier of cow justice, and a man of the wild peace." Once i have thought this to myself i believe i will then stab myself squarly in the buttock with my ready pitch fork and cry "shumways, i leave to you my sword and my honor. Live long and bare the name of the Alien Life Form!!!!!"

Press Reviews This is Armen's apartment, Armen's copy of Swank, and Armen's frozen peas!!!Up yours, children!!

Location Chicago, IL - USA

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