Artist description I AM CAPTAIN SWANK AND THE JESUS MONKEY. I WILL DISH OUT MAD RHYMES. I WILL WHIP YOUR ASS WITH A STICK.

Music Style Random/Improvisation/Humor...

Musical Influences maybe Wesley Willis. also JESUS for not complaining when the lube runs out. he's really great like that.

Similar Artists limp bizkit, blink 182, celine dion, nsync, backstreet boys, christina agui-mid-phrase-vomit (any others?)

Artist History I started playing the guitar before I knew how to play, and messed around a lot in soundedit with looping, pitch shifting, and fake accents. The result was I CAN'T HEAR YOU, which soon reached #1 in the charts. Then came the women, drugs, money, etc. And then I got bored and made "Time Machine". My dog did some of the backup vocals. While the second song was done AFTER I'd learned the guitar and the first was done before, the difference isn't very noticable.

Group Members Gareth Sparks, sometimes his dog.

Instruments 30 year old $40 acoustic guitar, poor tuning, several knobs missing. A wooden table. Soundedit.

Albums ALL ALBUMS. ALL OF THEM. YOU HEARD ME. ALL OF THEM. LEAVE ME ALONE#!####

Press Reviews EVERYONE LOVES ME. I AM CAPTAIN SWANK

Additional Info EXTRAS. .......,. d,m.dddDDDDDDDD

Location Burtonsville, MD - USA

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