Artist description Two men, one stuffed rabbit, and a treasure-chest full of cancer causing agents.

Music Style Indie-ROCK!!!!

Musical Influences We refuse to listen to other people's music, as it would surely be a let down from our own stellar work.

Similar Artists Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO), Turner-Rodgers Connection (TRC), Jones-Edwards Winecloset (JEW)

Artist History Freezones (pronounced "FREE-ZOnes") is the brain-child of producer/engineer/reformed Gestapo agent Sean Connery Rabbit, who brought the newly dubbed Steve-Dave Wagner (of Uncle Dave's Family Eatery & Textile Emporium) and John Wilensky (formerly of the Greensboro Jew Band For Jews) together on a dare. Since then, a staggering FOUR episodes of Veronica's Closet have been filmed. As Mr. Connery Rabbit himself would say, "Get me another quaalude, Derrick! I eat pussy!"

Group Members SD (Steve-Dave) Wagner: A little bit Alyssa Milano. John Wilensky: A whole lot of Tony Danza. Sean Connery Rabbit: Production/tapes

Instruments should not be dry-cleaned

Albums Just Like Dad's, Only Smaller (2002)

Press Reviews "The vocals are too quiet" - John's dad" The drums are too quiet" - SD's dad "The guitars are too quiet" - SD

Additional Info Both SD & John are willing to sell you bodily fluids for under $1 American (One dollar American). Sean Connery Rabbit holds out for at least a fiver.

Location East Lansing, Michigan - USA

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