Artist description Where improvisation meets tone deafness and accoustic guitar clashes with penny whistles, there lies 'Last of the Serrated Teaspoons'.Funny? Maybe. Exciting? Possibley. Inspirational? Doubt it.Has to be heard to be fully criticised.

Music Style Improvisational, observational, medicational.

Musical Influences Les, Presidents, Britney Spears, Billie, Rod, Jane, Freddy and Kavaner (QC).

Similar Artists Urm very bad ones (Not Michael Jackson) maybe Jackson Pollack?

Artist History Ewan: Living in La Rochelle and being good friends with pen pals Marc and Pierre, Ewan decided to form the band 'GOOD JONES' which obviously in French became 'BON JONESI'. Releasing such classics as 'Living on a prune diet' and 'I'll sleep when I'm in bed' it's no wonder that BON JONESI's first album (about road rage) became a number 286 smash in the French Jazz charts. Plagued with a salami addiction Ewan was finally thrown out of the band after eating Marc's cat's tail. Disputing this (as Marc had a Manx cat, or so Ewan claimed) he took Marc to all the courts he could find, where they looked for some nice cheap carpet.Gari: Gari Lookwood began life as Gari in a humble boy band named 'Taken Things' which rose to fame with there second hit song 'Everything changes but Stew (art)'. Record stores who under-estimated the number of people called Stewart were flooded with the mad rush by Stews to buy this record, causing them to sell-out of all formats within 12 years. 'Taken things' was constantly hounded by the press as they soley blamed the band for all shoplifting offences. Gari left the band in 1996 to record a couple of songs and find a umbrella he left behind in Paris once, only to bump into Ewan in a small patiserie.Adam: Working on ITV as a prize displayer for Wheel of Fortune in the mid eighties, Adam was quickly spotted by a talent agency working for children's television. He had the chance to work with Rod, Jane and Freddy. Adam accepted after being tricked into thinking that Rod was Rod Hull from Rod and Emu fame (Which was a lie!). Bitter at this Adam thought up a master plan so evil it would destroy the children's T.V. show 'Rainbow' (Which employeed Rod, Jane and Freddy (in that order)) and lead him on to world domination. Unfortunatley he forgot the plan after completing most of stage one, which was to release an album, travel to France to cut off some cat's tails and set up a small patiserie.

Group Members Gari Lockwood, Ewan Jones and Adam Syrop. Guest stars feature: Adair Richards, James Roach, Jon Hallet, Piers Crow, St. Marks Youth Group and Parents.

Instruments Accoustic/Electric Guitar, Penny Whistles/Tamborine

Albums The Dinning Room Session, Ironing the dog

Press Reviews The Queen (HRH Elizabeth II) "Intresting!"Richard Whiteley "Delighted to here from you!"

Additional Info A crinkle cut inlay and case!

Location Cardiff, Wales - United Kingdom

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