Artist description We are the gods of industrial psychobilly circus metal. You like crazy music that you can still dance to (if you are a retard)? Well then look no further-fear the boner, and worship the Joker.

Music Style Circus/industrial/funk/punk rock/polka/techno/jazz/swing/weird/metal type stuff

Musical Influences Everything, literally. Especialy pudding.

Similar Artists Mindless Self Indulgence, Dog Fashion Disco, Tub Ring, System of a Down, Mr. Bungle, Primus, Fantomas, Marilyn Manson, Tomahawk, The Dead Kennadys, The Dillinger Escape Plan, White Zombie, Pig Face

Artist History 3 years ago, Nintendo of America put out a search for 5 hunky young guys to be in a crappy metal band that would extol their values and play covers of Nintendo music. Only 4 applied and that's why John has to sing and play the keyboard and that's why they suck. Later on they demanded that the fat guy wearing a sea captain's outfit that writes all the songs for Screaming Monkey Boner had better start giving them material besides Nintendo music. This caused a label conflict which nearly caused the end to the band and the world as we know it. Captain Fat Ass (as they called him) quit and was replaced by the premier midget xylophonist of eastern Europe. Working hard with the band the diminutive maestro made the band into the utter pile of crap that it is today. And that's why they hate midgets so much. The end.

Group Members Rev. John Wheeler IV - Vocals and Accordian,Prof. Owen Good III - Harpsimoron and banjo The Great Cassadini, humper of bitches - ButtASS - the utt Bryan da Gimp - the beater offer

Instruments Key-tars, electronic drums, samplers, guitars, bass, harpsimoron

Albums Masturbatorium, Naked Boobie Star promo, Fun With Poop LP

Press Reviews MN City Pages mentioned us in a shock-rock column. The Midwest Beatdown has had many good things to say. The New York Times raves "Fantastic, beautiful scenery and fight coriography!" but I think they were actually talking about either Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, or Pee Wee's big Adventure.

Additional Info Extra mustard please.

Location Minneapolis, MN - USA

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