Artist description A cartoonist who decided to take on the music world. So far he is failing dismally.

Musical Influences Booze, drugs, the frustrations of living independantly, pets with three legs whom are cleverly named 'Tripod', beans, cats with sniper rifles, beans, thagons and meavs, occasional ? and whatever else makes me feel like yelling at people at the bus terminal.

Similar Artists Eight may sometimes sound like... Eight.

Artist History Guitarist of hengrenade (www.mp3.com/hengrenade) 1999-2000. Went solo and started messing around with tracking programs in August 2000, and started getting the hang of it.. this is Eight's debut effort, expect future tracks to be much more professional. (scoff scoff guffaw)

Group Members Eight - the guy who does everything and just about everything else.

Instruments Fruityloops 3, SBLive Wave Studio, guitar, bass, drums, whatever else happens to be nearby that makes an odd noise.

Albums self-titled lo-fi debut

Press Reviews "1st of all your fancy artist page is not worth the time i have to wait for the page to load up. lean off the cartoon shit a little. do you really think classifiying your songs in different genres is going make us think that you guys are diverse? well personally,i think you misclassified all your songs. it's ok though,i understand it must be hard to classify your stuff correctly because there is not a "shitty music" genre. well thanks to this shit, you may introduce this new classification into mp3.com. keep it up!!!" - anonymous .... "Played 'Dancing With The Enemy' Nice Bass work, Cool Stuff!" - Rick Beyer .... "I picture this as the kind of music Nazis would play in their death camps just in case their gas chambers broke down. They'd only use it as a last resort, though .. not even the Nazis would be cruel enough to use this as their primary form of torture.This has to be the most horrid excuse for music I have ever heard. It's not so much the instruments as it is the fact that you can't sing your way out of a paper bag. Do us all a favor.. on any future releases, close your mouth and make it an instrumental." - yumi@chek.com .... "Hey. I really like Road Waffles. But I don't really like your album, especially the songs with vocals. Was it your intention to harm my ears, or what?" - alpaca2500@earthlink.net

Location Thunder Bay, Ontario - Canada

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